Line-by-line Limericks

[LadyinOrange]

And weighed a lot more than a brick.

 

[surrealvol]

And on each page that you read...

 

[LadyinOrange]

It would mess with your head.

 

[dan4vols]

It's the Vols playbook ya hick!

 

[volmanjr]

There once was a hick with a book...

 

[LadyinOrange]

He said, "I'll just give it a look."

 

[LadyinOrange]

It's the Vols playbook ya hick!

:lolabove:

 

[volmanjr]

he opened the 1st page

 

[LadyinOrange]

and flew into a rage

 

[OrangeEmpire]

he grabbed his gun manual and turned the page

 

[LadyinOrange]

And screamed till the whole country shook.

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a girl named Sue...

 

[orange4ever]

who laughed till her face turned blue

 

[surrealvol]

Then she cried for awhile...

 

[MemphisVol]

Then she snorted awhile

 

[MemphisVol]

And laughed that balls come true

 

[MemphisVol]

Phil Fulmer, wiser than wide....

 

[orange4ever]

clapped hands until he cried

 

[MemphisVol]

His boys were quite deaf

 

[MemphisVol]

To his treble clef

 

[MemphisVol]

They were already beaten inside

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a man who would write...

 

[orange4ever]

but his clock was not wound tight

 

[MemphisVol]

But loose he wrote better

 

[surrealvol]

Except in a letter