Line-by-line Limericks

[MemphisVol]

"Cause there it's too dark to write

 

[MemphisVol]

They once said if gators could ski...

 

[surrealvol]

And talk sense to a certain degree...

 

[MemphisVol]

their inevitable slide

 

[surrealvol]

They just could not hide...

 

[MemphisVol]

Wouldn't seem so much "downhill" as "wheee"

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a game you could play...

 

[MemphisVol]

when posting your life like a play

 

[surrealvol]

But you have to remember...

 

[MemphisVol]

To keep your skull limber

 

[MemphisVol]

'cause life is stretching away

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a girl named 'ol Sue...

 

[surrealvol]

Who had a dog named 'ol Blue...

 

[vixenvol]

The garbage all day he would strew

 

[Taylor Moran]

which he learned that he couldnt chew.




I once drank a luke warm coke...

 

[vixenvol]

It honestly made me choke

 

[Taylor Moran]

I went to buy water but i was broke..

 

[OWB]

You all are doing it wrong...but whatever... :lol: Continue...

 

[vixenvol]

You all are doing it wrong...but whatever... :lol: Continue...

This thread just might go on forever,

 

[Taylor Moran]

OWB is OCD

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a man named Dave...
Who tried to ride a huge wave...
But as he soon found out...
You must surf without doubt...
He ended up getting more than he gave.

There once was a team that could throw...

 

[LadyinOrange]

a punch that would make your hair grow

 

[govols]

and help you tie it in a bow

 

[surrealvol]

The third line doesn't rhyme with the first two...

There once was a man who could draw...

 

[LadyinOrange]

with a bucket of paint and a straw