Line-by-line Limericks

[OrangeEmpire]

and he performed on Hee-Haw

 

[surrealvol]

That's it...I'm outta this thread.

 

[OWB]

I was just reading through this thread and thought I'd bump it, I found it amusing.

 

[hmanvolfan]

There once was a board called Volnation

 

[OWB]

Which was a wonderful manifestation

 

[hmanvolfan]

It welcomed all folks

 

[hmanvolfan]

A few that were jokes

 

[RockyTopVol]

That kept all of us full of elation.


There once was a man called Saban.....

 

[dan4vols]

according to the 3rd book of the tidenation,

 

[volinbham]

His linebackers sold coke

 

[volinbham]

Against ULM they did choke

 

[volinbham]

He's best removed with H Preparation

 

[RockyTopVol]

There once was a team that played in the swamp....

 

[volinbham]

In a stadium that reeked like a dump

 

[vader]

Their coach was named Meyer...

 

[vader]

at times, quite a crier...

 

[vader]

I wish he would go in a slump.

 

[volsforever27]

There once was a Bammer with one tooth...

 

[hmanvolfan]

who spent his life in a toll booth

 

[RockyTopVol]

While dreaming of floss

 

[hmanvolfan]

His cookies got tossed

 

[RockyTopVol]

Which is why he has no couth. :good!:

 

[RockyTopVol]

There once was a Gator in jorts.....

 

[vader]

who knew nothing at all about sports

 

[vader]

got his degree in the law