Line-by-line Limericks

[volmanjr]

who's voice was high and squeaky

 

[surrealvol]

'til one day he thought...

 

[LadyinOrange]

and voice lessons he bought
And so now he sings bass - Eh Freaky?

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Dec 1, 2005 9:40 PM
and voice lessons he bought
And so now he sings bass - Eh Freaky?

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Absolutely awesome, LiO!!! :rock:

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a girl from Kentucky...

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Dec 1, 2005 11:07 PM
There once was a girl from Kentucky...

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Who just happened to be very lucky...

 

[Lexvol]

Her teeth they were bucked

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Dec 2, 2005 10:20 AM
Her teeth they were bucked

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Her breath really sucked

 

[OWB]

And she wobbled around like a ducky...

There once was a car full of rats..

 

[dan4vols]

owned by a guy with many tats...

 

[OWB]

When he got in to drive

 

[surrealvol]

All the rats came alive...

 

[OWB]

so he had to beat them with a bat...

I went to the circus last night

 

[surrealvol]

And the clowns were as high as a kite...

 

[OWB]

One kept honking his nose

 

[surrealvol]

And then striking a pose...

 

[LadyinOrange]

He just grinned and passed out like a light.

There once was a Florida fan....

 

[surrealvol]

Who jumped up at a game and ran...

 

[Lexvol]

He fell on his rump

 

[Jmxvol]

and took a big dump...

 

[surrealvol]

Truck and picked up half the band.

There once was a guy named Big Joe...

 

[Lexvol]

He cut off his own pinky toe

 

[surrealvol]

And it scared him so bad...

 

[OWB]

he paid a nice lad

 

[surrealvol]

To sew it back on don't you know.

There once was a book that was thick...