Line-by-line Limericks

[volmanjr]

with fingers so nimble

 

[Lexvol]

He made us all tremble

 

[surrealvol]

And took us on a daily roller coaster.

Once there was a girl named Marie...

 

[Lexvol]

She was pretty as pretty can be

 

[OWB]

she flirted and teased

 

[Lexvol]

And still never pleased

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

And how she is alone a scary

There once was computer support guy

 

[surrealvol]

Who thought he'd give Dell computers a try...

 

[OWB]

He tried and he tried

 

[surrealvol]

And was not satisfied.

 

[LadyinOrange]

So he finally gave up with a sigh.

There once was a Volunteer fan

 

[OWB]

Who drank from an orange beer can

 

[surrealvol]

Then he thought he would stop...

 

[OWB]

but to Vandy we dropped

 

[surrealvol]

So he started his drinkin' again.

There once was an orange Cadillac...

 

[OWB]

and it's driver thought he was a MAC

 

[OWB]

He drove with a lean

 

[Lexvol]

But ate too many beans

 

[OWB]

and ruined his pants in the back.


One beautiful day on the hill...

 

[Lexvol]

I saw Randy and big Phil

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

shouting and yelling

 

[OWB]

and hugging and smelling

 

[Lexvol]

Giving each other a thrill

There once was a UT receiver

 

[volmanjr]

who had hands just like a beaver
they all tried in vain
but naked in the rain
they still could not catch a fever

There once was a player who spit...

 

[surrealvol]

And with his coach that just didn't fit...