Line-by-line Limericks

[Lexvol]

He slipped and fell

 

[Jmxvol]

into a well...

He got up and said ah F*** it!

 

[OWB]

I knew this limerick thing was a bad idea......3 beats, 3 beats, 2 beats.....ah forget it. :focus:

 

[surrealvol]

There once was a dog named Leroy...

 

[OWB]

An old but reliable ole boy..

 

[surrealvol]

He would bite with the best...

 

[OWB]

and fight with the rest

 

[surrealvol]

But to life he could bring special joy.

There once was a game that meant lots...

 

[OWB]

Fun to watch with tater tots

 

[surrealvol]

But by halftime the score...

 

[OWB]

Was really a bore

 

[surrealvol]

So people headed for the parking lots.

Once upon a time LiO lost her car keys...

 

[LadyinOrange]

So she called OnStar and said please...

 

[surrealvol]

But they said we don't know you...

 

[LadyinOrange]

She replied Oh yes, you do

 

[surrealvol]

But she forgot all about those late fees.

Once upon a time LiO slipped on ice...

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

the next time, she thought twice

 

[volmanjr]

before being so bold

 

[OWB]

and her butt really cold

 

[surrealvol]

She got down and crawled with the mice.


If you ever get caught in the dark...

 

[Orangewithatwist]

And your light is in need of a spark

 

[surrealvol]

Just try shooting a flare...

 

[Orangewithatwist]

Way up in the air

 

[Lexvol]

And hope that the dogs start to bark

There once was an internet poster

 

[surrealvol]

Who if nothing else was a boaster...