Line-by-line Limericks

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Nov 12, 2005 12:39 AM
Back to the topic...
There once was an opera singer...

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She said come pull my finger

 

[dan4vols]

With a twist she made a fist....

 

[Lexvol]

Blowing the gas that did exist

 

[surrealvol]

And just hoped that the smell didn't linger.

There once was a girl from Kentucky...

 

[volmanjr]

Whom with OWB thought he could get lucky

 

[surrealvol]

But what he didn't know...

 

[Lexvol]

Her legs were too bowed..

 

[surrealvol]

So he settled for a barfly named "Ducky".

There once was a game called old poker...

 

[Lexvol]

It was played by Larry Coker

 

[surrealvol]

But it took him so long...

 

[Lexvol]

To knit his underwear thong

 

[surrealvol]

That he went from a King to a Joker!

There once was a three-legged dog...

 

[OWB]

Who went for a stroll in the fog..

 

[surrealvol]

And when he didn't come back...

 

[OWB]

cause he fell in a crack..

 

[surrealvol]

He got replaced by a pot-bellied hog.

There was a woman we called LiO...

 

[OWB]

She tried to spell her name in the snow...

 

[surrealvol]

If we told how she did it...

 

[OWB]

She'd never admit it...

(better)

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Nov 13, 2005 1:47 AM
It wouldn't be fit..

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Go back and say' "She'd never admit it".

 

[LadyinOrange]

Cause she likes to keep her profile low.

There once was a board called VolNation

 

[Lexvol]

Its moderators never took a vacation

 

[Jmxvol]

Mean posts they edit,
They never get credit...

 

[Lexvol]

For setting such high expectation.

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[volmanjr]

and on his head wore a bucket