Line-by-line Limericks

[OWB]

He gave Fulmer a Lei..

 

[surrealvol]

But by the end of the day...

 

[VolsWinRLose]

He was like the rest of the team - snakebit.




There once was a boy from Winchester

 

[volmanjr]

a bigtime 5 star recruit investor,
but it was all in vain
and caused us all great pain...

 

[LadyinOrange]

And the wound still continues to fester


There once was a small Christmas elf...

 

[surrealvol]

Who didn't think much of himself...

 

[volmanjr]

he thought himself quite ugly

 

[Lexvol]

He played a lot of rugby

 

[dan4vols]

that made his nose flat as a shelf


Along came a man named Urban

 

[surrealvol]

Drivin' around in a brand new Suburban...

 

[volmanjr]

he threw Chrissy to the dogs

 

[Lexvol]

And made love to hogs

 

[dan4vols]

For an encore he made Seminoles look like they were on the bourbon


Its NO bowl for the Vols...

 

[volmanjr]

and celebrated the FSU WIN with some Bourbon

 

[surrealvol]

So we're climbing the walls...

 

[LadyinOrange]

OWB's gonna have to come in here with his TUM TA TA TUMS
and straighten y'all out.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[surrealvol]

We did mess this one up didn't we LiO? Where is TA TA TUM DA DUM DA DUM man?

 

[OWB]

I'm right here with tears in my eyes after reading the limericks. They're not tears of joy either. :cry:

ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM

(Dedicated to LIO)

 

[surrealvol]

All that makes my TUMMY ache... :lol:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Nov 30, 2005 1:53 AM
All that makes my TUMMY ache... :lol:

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Inspiration for a new limerick??? I think so....

Surreal had a bad tummy ache

 

[Lexvol]

He likes blue urinal cakes

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Nov 30, 2005 12:46 AM
I'm right here with tears in my eyes after reading the limericks.  They're not tears of joy either.  :cry:

ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM
ta TUM ta ta TUM ta ta TUM

(Dedicated to LIO)

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:lol:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Nov 30, 2005 6:36 AM
He likes blue urinal cakes

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But the last one he chewed

 

[Lexvol]

Was covered with glue

 

[surrealvol]

And now nary a sound can he make.

There once was a mod who was sneaky...