Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[DeusExMachina]

the beauty of this message board is the ignore button….byyyyeeeee

Cool, don't let the door hit ya in the *** on your way out!!!

 

[DeusExMachina]

Great job McGill! I once read a quote from highly intellectual forum poster that said

Awww!!!!

 

[Devo182]

Oh wait until you hear my opinion on organized religion........that one'll get me banned.

How do you feel about grandmothers?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Implying that the HEAD COACH of Ole Miss is nothing more than a QUALITY OC......good looorrrrrt its not that complicated. It was in reply to and tagged with Kiffin. It did not mention or tag Golesh. It had nothing to do with Golesh.

Reading comprehension ain't your strong suit, is it?? But lemme guess, "it was a joke".

 

[Glitch]

Morgan, funnier retort would be:

“Y’all are welcome to practice at Neyland. Me and my boy, Josh, need some target practice”
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#missedopportunities

 

[DeusExMachina]

How do you feel about grandmothers?

Mine was a saint. Others are phenomenal. Some ain't that great, your mileage may vary.

 

[Devo182]

Mine was a saint. Others are phenomenal. Some ain't that great, your mileage may vary.

What about when grandmothers send checks for birthday presents? Cash em or naw?

 

[DeusExMachina]

He mad Seinfeld still on tv.

Every. Single. Day.

That show still sucks out loud.

 

[DeusExMachina]

What about when grandmothers send checks for birthday presents? Cash em or naw?

Mine always sent a $20 bill, and if we were in the same location, I always had a plate of homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in lieu of a cake.

 

[VOLSONLY]

Maybe this one doesn't trigger anyone.

Kidding that is cool as jacks frost

 

[DeusExMachina]

Is Deus the Kiffin of this forum? I think that would be giving him too much credit. I’m gonna go with Dooley as his comparison. Thinks he’s the smartest person in the room.

Not even remotely.

 

[De La Cloobs]

Deus digging that hole all the way to China. Dude's so heated I'm not sure earth's molten core will phase him much.

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[DeusExMachina]

I'm surprised a wrestling fan is offended by auto-tune.

Wrestling fan, not so much anymore. Convinced that Alexis Kaufman, who plays a character called Alexa Bliss on a wrestling show might be one of the most beautiful women on the planet (and has spectacular blue eyes), absolutely.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Deus digging that hole all the way to China. Dude's so heated I'm not sure earth's molten core will phase him much.

Ya could at least tag me if you're gonna talk **** about me.

 

[VOLSONLY]

Yes, I've been a lesbian all my life.

You lesbo

 

[Devo182]

Mine always sent a $20 bill, and if we were in the same location, I always had a plate of homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in lieu of a cake.

Cash!

She was smarter than Nana. Nana was passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people and went missing. All @Cosmo Kramer's fault.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Which bathroom would a gelding use?

Asking for @InVOLuntary .

 

[Jackcrevol]

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[StoVol]

Wrestling fan, not so much anymore. Convinced that Alexis Kaufman, who plays a character called Alexa Bliss on a wrestling show might be one of the most beautiful women on the planet (and has spectacular blue eyes), absolutely.

What are your thoughts on Alexis Texas? Is that an acceptable form of programming?

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Cash!

She was smarter than Nana. Nana was passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people and went missing. All @Cosmo Kramer's fault.

 

[Weezer]

Ya could at least tag me if you're gonna talk **** about me.

You seem like a Cameron.

 

[DeusExMachina]

You seem like a Cameron.

Cool story, bro. I've actually never seen that movie.

 

[Weezer]

Cool story, bro. I've actually never seen that movie.

No wonder you're such a monster. Ferris Bueller should be required viewing.

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Im sorry, but this is throwing away money.

Idkkkkkk