Recent content by LKGates

USU 28 UT 10 Go AGGIES!

Actually, I have a full, productive and satisfying life, and lots of friends. Generally, I'm more restrained. Did you look at the post to which mine was a response? It was considerably more offensive than mine. I understand the whole P5 vs G5 conference thing. I understand that the SEC...

That's not an explanation of why you aren't an SEC doormat. In fact, it sounds like an admission that you are. If we lose by 10+ it will be a bit of a surprise. In the last five seasons, no BCS team has beaten us by more than a touchdown, including defending national champion Auburn three...

Nah. From the looks of it, cooterbob couldn't hit the ocean with a rock from ten feet. I'm just saying, a "mid level" team should finish about in the, um, middle. But tell me why I'm wrong. Go Vols! Go AGGIES!

Wake up. You're an SEC doormat. In the last three seasons, you've won four conference games. Two of those were Kentucky and one was Vanderbilt. Rumor has it the SEC is going to trade you to Conference USA for Rice and a case of beer. See you in the fall. Go Vols! Go AGGIES!

Thank you. I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Go Vols! Go AGGIES!

Oh man. This is so embarrrassing. This is like walking into a bar, and having your wing man tell some hot chick that you drive a Ferrari, when you know you've got a Toyota Camry parked outside. First there were those crazy guys at Sports Illustrated: Florida State, Alabama top...

2/10 You get points for brevity, but a major deduction for lame content. I have all my teeth. Your turn.

I don't want to be "that guy", but it's actually "Agriculture and Mechanical". We're land-grant universities, just like UT, created under the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862. All land grant universities, under the conditions of the act, were required to have colleges of agriculture and...

I like your style, and I like your dog. Go Vols! Go AGGIES!

The man promised insults! I'm waiting! Go Vols! Go AGGIES!

Facetious? Moi? Surely not! But seriously, if we finish the season in the top 30, I will be ecstatic. My realistic hopes are to win our division, go to a decent bowl against a mid range PAC-12 team, and win in the bowl game. Winning our conference and/or beating an SEC team would be...

Crickets Go AGGIES!

Wow, what are these sports writers drinking? Here's another one, this time from Yahoo Sports: Y! SPORTS They don't have Utah State in their pre-season top 25, but we do make their teams "on the radar", basically 26-41, not numerically ranked. Again, I think this is crazy talk. We're...

Go AGGIES!