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    Not good, just lost a 5 Star commitment. Terrance Lewis

    Yep and Rickey runs the local tire shop. The boys all hang out back and listen to Vol Calls on the transistor. DougAtkins91 is a deacon at their church. Life is hard in Possum Twat, but, if you keep your nose clean, and respect authority, you can get on at the box factory. Go Vols!
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    3 wins gets us to a Bowl game.

    I feel like if Josh Dobbs read this he'd have a scientific responsibility to reply.... "Well, Actually... <dissertation on propulsion, mass, Pi, gravity, perspective on astronomical distances>"
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    Butch's 2017 Class Looking Even Worse Now

    There were several curiosities in the OP. Shamberger? He's been a player. I thought DG had better knowledge of our team. The McBride thing was odd jab as well. Perhaps a strange psychosis is induced by carrying water for JG for 4.5 years. Eventually you look down at the dusty, dry pail, and...
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    The reason we should hold off on coaching change

    Oh....we've all had beans. They're good for the heart.
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    Fulmer, Cut and the Chief Reunion Tour

    Literally a knell.
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    How do you identify an up and coming good coach?

    I'll take asparagus familiarity for $1000, Alex. Btw, The chances of Beldar ever overcoming his vegetable ignorance, and actually trying something like asparagus is on par with his likelihood of starting Bailey this or next year. He's gonna stick with chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese...
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    Stop Blaming COVID

    Projection. It's sometimes cute in very young children. We expect a comical, rudimentary grasp of of self-awareness in those under 6.
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    If Pruitt doesn’t start Bailey and he continues to play Guarantano—do we start blaming Fulmer for not intervening?

    It doesn't matter. This entire thread is semantics. Should Fulmer intervene with and override the silly, stubborn, decisions of his hand selected, elementary level, oblivious gym coach??? Hell no!!! Should Fulmer be blamed for hiring and extending the blithering buffoon??? Absolutely, yes!!!!
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    What happens if Harrison Bailey transfers out after this year.

    So... name them I'll spot you HT, despite the fact that 2020 to'o To'o has reminded me more of Colton jumper than Al Wilson. So all this litter. Enlighten me.
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    And the decommitments start

    And it seems to happen more often to terrible and underperforming teams, while good teams with a easily sold narrative seem to reap the benefits. It's nearly inconceivable. Those strange mysteries of the universe. Wish I (and you) could decipher them..
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    And the decommitments start

    TLDR: <farting sound>
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    Maybe OP is a prophet. If you and JG stick around for 2021 those numbers are pretty much automatic. Or maybe you are taking a typo and jumping a shark on waterskis.
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    It's just funny now. Never has a qb thrown so many pick sixes or fumbled for so many scoop and scores. Never has a qb been so ineffective in sustaining drives, converting in red zone or leading his team. Never has a qb completed so many 3rd down passes without a 1st down conversion. Never has...
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    “That ain’t my job, guys”.

    Yep. Reminds me of an incident where a malcontented coworker began making a stand about how a certain part of his job, "wasn't his job". He always complained brought it up in meetings and tried his best to convince us (his peers with identical titles and functions) that we should refuse to do...

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