Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[VolsDoc81TX]

What if it's a box turtle on the side of a mountain and you can't leave the mountain?

Drop boulders on it.
Start an avalanche above it…

 

[Rishvol]

Drop boulders on it.
Start an avalanche above it…

What if you don't hit the right one?

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

What if you don't hit the right one?

How many turtles are you talking about? Thought it was just one…

Am I misunderstanding your post?

 

[drvenner]

What if it's a box turtle on the side of a mountain and you can't leave the mountain?

You're a negamillionaire.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Drone with a grenade
Thermite and a 30.06
Carrier pidgeon and dynamite
Trained attack snapping turtle
Pack of feral pigs after someone pours honey on turtle
Helicopter and anvils
Remote control steamroller

All options for a fraction of the $3 million…

 

[drvenner]

Shuster!

Simon!!

 

[Rishvol]

How many turtles are you talking about? Thought it was just one…

Am I misunderstanding your post?

A lot of box turtles can be found on one mountain (I forgot the number but I think it's around 20)

 

[engineerVOL]

A lot of box turtles can be found on one mountain (I forgot the number but I think it's around 20)

You are my go-to about box turtle knowledge now.

 

[drvenner]

I'm split when they do a place that I know.
Getting it in 1 guess always feels good but then I remember that we all do it for the challenge. So, then I'm like "ok.. now what"

I still had to cheat by using Globle. My geography needs some work.

 

[drvenner]

In fairness, only Dooley and Pruitt had experience under Saban when we hired them. Kiffin and Jones worked for him after they left.

It is interesting that our two worst coaches in the post-Fulmer era came from Saban's coaching tree.

Conspiracy confirmed.!!

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Show Cause ?

No Bama hired him after here but he was only there two months.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

I stand corrected…. I knew Troy Fleming had been named the High Schook coach…. Have you seen their basketball team now? I think the guy that was doing shady stuff at Knoxville Christian is involved at Concord Christian.

I don’t know that story but I doubt it.

 

[drvenner]

Drone with a grenade
Thermite and a 30.06
Carrier pidgeon and dynamite
Trained attack snapping turtle
Pack of feral pigs after someone pours honey on turtle
Helicopter and anvils
Remote control steamroller

All options for a fraction of the $3 million…

The turtle is completely invulnerable, can move over water or any other surface at the same pace as it walks and it sleeps 8 hours a day.

 

[drvenner]

Fever is over 100.3. Don’t worry about anything less. Wouldn’t worry about bacterial superinfection unless you start spiking temps, coughing up phlegm, etc.
Really push the fluids. Viruses will get you dehydrated and throw off your electrolytes. Really drink a lot of water and add some electrolyte drinks. Pedialyte is good. I like Nuun. It’s an electrolyte additive for water without all the sugar.
Try to sleep more as well. 8+ hours will help too.
Hang in there!

Did you sleep at a Holiday Inn Express or something?

 

[drvenner]

I stand corrected…. I knew Troy Fleming had been named the High Schook coach…. Have you seen their basketball team now? I think the guy that was doing shady stuff at Knoxville Christian is involved at Concord Christian.

Come on, no private schools recruit ever, amirite?

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

A lot of box turtles can be found on one mountain (I forgot the number but I think it's around 20)

Bet that there are more boulders than box turtles.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

The turtle is completely invulnerable, can move over water or any other surface at the same pace as it walks and it sleeps 8 hours a day.

Surely there’s turtle Kryptonite…

If not, excavate a large hole. Line hole with completely smooth slick surface. Lure turtle into hole. Then go live your life…

 

[Rishvol]

You are my go-to about box turtle knowledge now.

Random ecology facts is what I do... Literally

 

[engineerVOL]

The turtle is completely invulnerable, can move over water or any other surface at the same pace as it walks and it sleeps 8 hours a day.

Screw the $30 million, I want this turtle!

That’s the lesson of this parable right?

 

[engineerVOL]

Random ecology facts is what I do... Literally

Bless us daily then, ah… the Rish ecology fact of the day!

 

[engineerVOL]

I still had to cheat by using Globle. My geography needs some work.

I was surprised (when I cheated lol) that Japan and this country have very similar shapes.

 

[Riverratvolfan]

Drone with a grenade
Thermite and a 30.06
Carrier pidgeon and dynamite
Trained attack snapping turtle
Pack of feral pigs after someone pours honey on turtle
Helicopter and anvils
Remote control steamroller

All options for a fraction of the $3 million…

My recommendation would be a drunk redneck with a hankering for turtle soup.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

I am only familiar with Wordle what is this Worldle game?

 

[engineerVOL]

I am only familiar with Wordle what is this Worldle game?

Worldle

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Worldle

Whoa, got it first try!