You Know You're Getting Old When...

#55
#55
joevol33 said:
When you wake up and try to remember which job you're going to today 🤣
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That’s not old. Old is when you take a left turn to go to your only job when you should have taken a right. Just great! Now you’re late for work and have to slide in sidewise in the parking lot to beat the time clock.
 
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#56
#56


I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'Cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
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#63
#63
You know you're getting old when you don't understand what "message added to multi quotes" means. I'd ask Freak, but I think he's already pizzled at me.
 
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#70
#70
NorCalVol67 said:
That is alcohol. I have actually walked into the wrong condo. Twice.
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No crap. A submariner buddy of mine in Norfolk, once went out clubbing one night. He stumbled his way back to the submarine. Did the whole salute and asked permission to board and went to his bunk. Next morning, went to breakfast chow. He said while he was eating, he looked around and didn’t recognize anyone and realized he was on the wrong sub. Now, if you’ve ever been around Navy folk, there’s several holes in this, so when he first told it, he had to buy a round for everyone, but I’ve seen and remember enough crap during that time that it created enough doubt that it became its own Shawshank Redemption Andy escapades after he escaped. One day, I may share some more or not. 🤷‍♀️.
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
No crap. A submariner buddy of mine in Norfolk, once went out clubbing one night. He stumbled his way back to the submarine. Did the whole salute and asked permission to board and went to his bunk. Next morning, went to breakfast chow. He said while he was eating, he looked around and didn’t recognize anyone and realized he was on the wrong sub. Now, if you’ve ever been around Navy folk, there’s several holes in this, so when he first told it, he had to buy a round for everyone, but I’ve seen and remember enough crap during that time that it created enough doubt that it became its own Shawshank Redemption Andy escapades after he escaped. One day, I may share some more or not. 🤷‍♀️.
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Holy s if that is true. That is solid.

I was living in a complex in VA where everything looked the same. Got dropped off by a cab late one night/early morning and walked to what I thought was my building. The door was actually unlocked, walked in, looked around, and after 15 or 20 seconds realized it was not where I lived.
 
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#75
NorCalVol67 said:
Holy s if that is true. That is solid.

I was living in a complex in VA where everything looked the same. Got dropped off by a cab late one night/early morning and walked to what I thought was my building. The door was actually unlocked, walked in, looked around, and after 15 or 20 seconds realized it was not where I lived.
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At least you didn’t have a Robert Downey moment.
 
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