You Know You're Getting Old When...

#77
#77
NorCalVol67 said:
No, one was in VA I just mentioned in the mid 90s. The other was in my current building.
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Who ever created GPS would have been heralded a frigging genius in the late 80’s and early 90’s for numskulls like myself who didn’t have the foresight to draw a back home map before I went out at night.
 
#78
#78
Orangeredblooded said:
That’s not old. Old is when you take a left turn to go to your only job when you should have taken a right. Just great! Now you’re late for work and have to slide in sidewise in the parking lot to beat the time clock.
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#79
#79
Juanita said:


I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'Cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
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I liked Helen Reddy's music, especially Angie Baby. Always thought it would have made a good plot for a movie.
 
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#86
#86
You know you're getting old when you don't know why you posted something. The mood just strikes.
 
#88
#88
Orangeredblooded said:
Bite TFG’s a$$ (sorry TFG), now you’re just creepy and stupid. Bark bark, since you don’t understand piss off. Should have known better. NorCal, I blame a little on you. You pointed him to that pucky red board. You should have drawn him a map in crayon.
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Lady, you bite better than I do!
 
#91
#91
NorCalVol67 said:
You know you’re getting old when you have a vivid memory of what happened 40 years ago but have no idea what the hell happened 4 hours ago.
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That’s the alcohol. Memory deprivation 40 years ago is old age, sorry, memory challenged 🙂.





the smile face emoji takes the sting off of it doesn’t it? 🙂
 
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#97
#97
You know you’re getting old when you’re in a conversation or writing something and a word won’t come to mind you’ve used 500 million times in your life, just won’t emerge from the memory banks. Then two days later when it’s the farthest thing from your mind it pops out of the memory banks and jumps front and center.
 
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#99
#99
Our brains are like filing cabinets. When you live long enough, the folders are stuffed full. It's hard to sort out what you stored in which folder. Then...BINGO!
 
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