You Know You're Getting Old When...

[Juanita]

You put these up in your shower and use them both.

 

[malinoisvol]

Where the hail'd I park my truck?

 

[hmanvolfan]

When you get on the floor looking for something and then can’t get back up.

 

[volfanbill]

When you get on the floor looking for something and then can’t get back up.

I got on the floor to look for something a few days ago. I got back up though.

However, while I was down there I forgot what I was looking for. Remembered about two minutes later

 

[joevol33]

I'm out, don't need viagra yet

 

[Juanita]

Where the hail'd I park my truck?

Right after the clickers for cars came out, Mom would lose her car in a lot and pop the truck button. If the trunk flew open, she knew it was her car.

 

[Juanita]

Where the hail'd I park my truck?

Right after the clickers for cars came out, Mom would lose her car in a lot and pop the truck button. If the trunk flew open, she knew it was her car.

 

[joevol33]

Right after the clickers for cars came out, Mom would lose her car in a lot and pop the truck button. If the trunk flew open, she knew it was her car.

Say it again!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

You put these up in your shower and use them both.

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Those look like detachable phones.

 

[Juanita]

I can...but will you hear me?

 

[Juanita]

Those look like detachable phones.

The boxes said: Multipurpose use...hmmm.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I'm out, don't need viagra yet

Good to know your cousins still turn you on.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Lulz
But that's fuggin gross!

 

[volfanbill]

I can...but will you hear me?

Nope. Need to call on one of those phones you installed in the shower

 

[Orangeredblooded]

When you get on the floor looking for something and then can’t get back up.

That happened to me at Walmart today, lol. It took me at least two minutes to get back up.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

That happened to me at Walmart today, lol. It took me at least two minutes to get back up.

Why were you on the floor at Walmart?

 

[NorCalVol67]

When you stop by the bar to ask if you paid your bill the previous night.

Oh wait, that may be a drunk thing.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Why were you on the floor at Walmart?

That is a good question.

 

[Juanita]

When you lose your balance, bust your lip on concrete, and you aren't even drunk. I got better.

 

[Juanita]

Bigtime face plant.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Why were you on the floor at Walmart?

Getting something on the bottom shelf that was slid all the way in the back, for work. I told the worker that was watching me ‘it’s apparent that these lower shelves weren’t meant for little old frail women (that’s what my doctor told me I was this week and I needed to accept it). Oh course, he’s been fussing at me for awhile. I just nod in agreement just so I can get the hell out of there.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

When you stop by the bar to ask if you paid your bill the previous night.

Oh wait, that may be a drunk thing.

That’s called being added to the wall of shame. I don’t know how I know that.

 

[508mikey]

 

[NorCalVol67]

That’s called being added to the wall of shame. I don’t know how I know that.

I literally asked that last weekend. I did pay fortunately.

 

[Juanita]

When you get up at 4 AM to let the dog out to pee and you don't have a dog. Well, might as well go pee.