You Know You're Getting Old When...

#104
#104
You know you're getting old when the ice maker dumps in the freezer, and you pull a gun, thinking that somebody is coming in your home.
 
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You know you're getting old when you have more doctors appointments than fun stuff to do written on your calendar. I still use a paper calendar. I guess that makes me old.
 
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Juanita said:
You know you're getting old when you have more doctors appointments than fun stuff to do written on your calendar. I still use a paper calendar. I guess that makes me old.
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I just bought two paper planners. I have everything on my phone calendar, but it’s too fussy to get a feel for what’s happening over the next 4-5 days with just a glance. (The second paper calendar is a 3-year one for garden stuff.)
 
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Confusion is my middle name. Or, to use Mom's favorite word: discombobulated. Yeah, "Juanita the Discombobulated." Has a nice ring to it. Eminem had a song by that title. Too skeered to post the link bc of lyrics.
 
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You know you're getting old when you listen to rap music because you have to. Like when it's a pretty day, and you have your car window down. And, someone pulls up to the stop sign, blasting that s.
 
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Juanita said:
You know you're getting old when you listen to rap music because you have to. Like when it's a pretty day, and you have your car window down. And, someone pulls up to the stop sign, blasting that s.
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I used to have a cassette tape (that dates me right there) of Puccini arias* in my car. I used it as competing programming in these instances. Nothing like a blast of “Nessun Dorma” to throw folks off-balance.

*I rarely listen to opera. My attention span is way too short.

 
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Julie Andrews was pitch perfect. I know I am old. When my daughter was about 5, she would crawl up the steps at bedtime (there was an addition in my parents' home) and sing "So Long, Farewell." She'd tuck her little hands underneath her chin and wait for me to carry her to bed. Lawd, I wish I had a picture.

 
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