You truly are a master of insight. I had no idea that somehow throwing for 249 yards and losing is better than throwing for 348 yards and winning. Maybe they should just do away with the whole points-scored thing and just go by QB rating to decide games.
Silly points totals are so objective, whereas we have that unassailable QB rating that of course is what determines who goes to the Super Bowl. Silly Tom Brady scoring those two TDs in the first half, thinking they would take him to the Super Bowl, while Mahomes was getting shut out in said first half but dominating Brady in the all-important QB rating. Mahomes was also quite brilliant with all those off-target throws, knowing someone at ESPN would give him a better QB rating nonetheless, while that worthless Brady futilely marched his team down the field in OT with all those lasers on third-and-ten, those pointless passes by such an inferior QB, toiling away in vain trying to get that QB rating.