I'd love Mike Leach. I've always wanted him to coach the vols.
Vol fans have always responded by crinkling up their little red faces, and sticking their nose in the air like an Old South debutante
"eww, Mike Leach, he likes..pirates, does he not? Mike Leach from Texas Tech? The one who locked that rich young wide receiver in the closet for being a baby? It positively traumatized that poor young gentleman, luckily he tattled to daddy and Daddy showed that Mr. Leach how we handle things in our polite and cultured southern society. Don't think he will ever be forgiven for calling us fat little girl either."
If ya'll would loosen your girdles a bit, you'd see that Mike Leach is more southern than Butch or chip kelly, has more varied experience than most any name mentioned, he studied under Norm Chow at BYU, Hal Mumme at Kentucky, and Bob Stoops at Oklahoma. Hes been involved and/or coordinated nearly every high-powered offense in football history that didnt involve steve spurrier. He was there making it happen and studying, teaching Tim Couch, Josh Heupel, Kliff Kingsburys. Hes done more than anyone out there and has more sec, and southern experience than most all the morons yall favor. He is the preeminent genius in college football. The hermit guru, who has taught and trained todays masters. His coaching tree and on field results speak volumes.
His only flaw. He's not full of sh#t like Butch. Hes a straight shooter, he relies on truth on results rather than lies and gimmicks. Hes gonna tell you like it is, and gonna lead a prolific dominant offense, thats what you get with Mike Leach.
Oh he didn't play NCAA football?
Neither did Paul Johnson, or David Cutcliffe.
Hes not Tennessee or Sec, doesnt fit the culture.
So your saying Lane Kiffin, and Butch did? What experiences did they have that led you to believe that?
He has weird press conferences!
Derek Dooley anyone?
Why on earth would yall want to hire one of Mike Leach's students but not the Master. I see his proteges names thrown around all the time. It makes no sense.
If Mike Leach has a problem hes too smart for Tennessee fans. Far too intelligent to fit in here. Burn him at the stake! He wont lie to you to make you feel better like your daddy and preacher.
Fact is, Mike Leach has been too intelligent to land that big time job. Yep, theres still discrimination in football against the intelligent. Arrogant AD's and booster in their suits deep down believe that football is a brutes game, and need a brutish dim-witted coach like Ed Orgeron, so that the lower class minorities and athletes have someone to relate to. Its complete idiocy, but thats the way things have been run.
Its time. Its time the smartest man in football gets a big time job. Its time for Tennessee to drop its silly old fashioned pretenses, and rise up shedding any vestiges of the yokel, mouth breathing trailer park hillbilly image. Its time for prolific offenses at Tennessee.
We've all waited long enough. Its time for Mike Leach to be the Head coach at The University of Tennessee.
Ill leave you all with his resume...try to find one that compares...
Kentucky
Four NCAA, 42 SEC, and 116 school records broken as Kentucky's offensive coordinator
Texas Tech
10 consecutive winning seasons
8 consecutive seasons with at least 8 wins
4 seasons with at least 9 wins
1 season with 11 wins
9 consecutive bowl appearances
5 bowl wins (most by any individual coach in the history of the program)
4 seasons completed with team ranked in the Top 25
1911 record against in-state conference rivals Baylor, Texas, and Texas A&M
5311 record at Jones AT&T Stadium, home of the Texas Tech Red Raider football team
2008 AP Big 12 Coach of the Year
2008 Big 12 Coach of the Year
Coached 1 Fred Biletnikoff Award (Best Wide Receiver) winner: Michael Crabtree (two-time winner)
Coached 1 Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award (Best Senior Quarterback) winner: Graham Harrell
Coached 1 Mosi Tatupu Award (Best Kick Returner) winner: Wes Welker
Coached 3 Sammy Baugh Trophy (Outstanding Quarterback) winners: Kliff Kingsbury, B.J. Symons, and Graham Harrell
More than 150 NCAA, Big 12 and school records broken as Texas Tech's head coach
All-time winningest football coach in Texas Tech history
Coaching tree
Assistant coaches under Mike Leach who became NCAA head coaches:
Art Briles: Houston Cougars (20032007), Baylor Bears (20082016)
Jeff Choate: Montana State Bobcats (2016present)
Sonny Dykes: Louisiana Tech Bulldogs (20102012), California Golden Bears (20132016)
Seth Littrell: North Texas Mean Green (2016present)
Greg McMackin: Hawaii Warriors (20082011)
Ruffin McNeill: East Carolina Pirates (20102016)
Dana Holgorsen: West Virginia Mountaineers (2011present)
Lincoln Riley: Oklahoma Sooners (2017-present)
Players under Mike Leach who became NCAA head coaches:
Kliff Kingsbury: Texas Tech Red Raiders (2013present)
Neal Brown: Troy Trojans (2015present)
Lincoln Riley: Oklahoma Sooners (2017-present)