Von Pearson Update

[MustafaRasta]

My only real concern in this thread is people need to be funnier when they make fun of a poster whose point of view is different.

More cutting words, more biting sarcasm; get you're **** together people.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

This thread is like an old drug habit. You tell yourself "I'm not going to click on that thread". You log on to Volnation and there it is. Just sitting there....you look at it for a minute and think..."what if there is an update?" One little peek won't hurt and boom! Your right back in and the vicious cycle continues....:no:

 

[drylo]

No, Drylo, I've never assumed Von is guilty. In fact, I'm the one repeatedly having to remind you that he's not accused of rape -- it's indecent exposure, as far as we know (acknowledging we "know" very little to nothing here).

Now I have assumed, lately, that you have a cognitive disability. You strengthen my faith in that assumption every time you post.

Well, that's kind of you.

Every news outlet and beat writer has reported that this is a "rape" investigation. Even the guy who initially came on VN and told the exposure story later said that the girl was accusing Von of much more (worse) than that.

I'm not going to go back through this thread to find it, but you were arguing with me about how rape accusations are almost always true. But, whatever, man.

 

[butchna]

My only real concern in this thread is people need to be funnier when they make fun of a poster whose point of view is different.

More cutting words, more biting sarcasm; get YOU'RE **** together people.

Your

 

[butchna]

This thread is like an old drug habit. You tell yourself "I'm not going to click on that thread". You log on to Volnation and there it is. Just sitting there....you look at it for a minute and think..."what if there is an update?" One little peek won't hurt and boom! Your right back in and the vicious cycle continues....:no:

I think you're talking about more than this thread. :sad:

 

[skasper06]

Von Pearson is black.

There. Are you happy now? An actual update.





...wait... I think I did this wrong...

 

[Give_All_Vol]

Von Pearson is black.

There. Are you happy now? An actual update.





...wait... I think I did this wrong...

Need to pad your stats a little more if you want people to take you seriously

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

I think you're talking about more than this thread. :sad:

*wipes nose feverishly for 3 or 4 seconds..



I don't know what you're talking about....

 

[butchna]

*wipes nose feverishly for 3 or 4 seconds..



I don't know what you're talking about....

Denial brah. :no:

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

:lolabove:

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Sometimes when I eat M&M's I put two in my hand and squeeze them together. Whichever one gets crushed I eat. Then a new M&M challenger enters this arena and the cycle of M&M gladiatorial combat continues until there is only one left. I then send a letter to M&M's with the victorious M&M inside of it with a note attached reading: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

I haven't been on this thread in nearing 5 days now, but I wish I had kept that streak going. I figured my above contribution was about as relevant as everything else in here so far.

I have received a reply from the M&M company (it turns out they are owned by the Mars company) and although they appreciate my enthusiasm and support for the betterment of their product, they regret to inform me that my notion that M&M's are bred is not rather misguided, and they are, in fact, made in a factory.

However, they sent me a voucher for a 10% discount on the next purchase of any of the Mars company's products, and I intend to use it on, you guessed it, more M&M's.

That is all the information I have at this time.

 

[RikidyBones]

I have received a reply from the M&M company (it turns out they are owned by the Mars company) and although they appreciate my enthusiasm and support for the betterment of their product, they regret to inform me that my notion that M&M's are bred is not rather misguided, and they are, in fact, made in a factory.

However, they sent me a voucher for a 10% discount on the next purchase of any of the Mars company's products, and I intend to use it on, you guessed it, more M&M's.

That is all the information I have at this time.

This bothered me all night. I was hoping for a more promising response though.

 

[Volview]

I have received a reply from the M&M company (it turns out they are owned by the Mars company) and although they appreciate my enthusiasm and support for the betterment of their product, they regret to inform me that my notion that M&M's are bred is not rather misguided, and they are, in fact, made in a factory.

However, they sent me a voucher for a 10% discount on the next purchase of any of the Mars company's products, and I intend to use it on, you guessed it, more M&M's.

That is all the information I have at this time.

Finally, an update.

 

[terrypedigo]

Von Pearson is black.

There. Are you happy now? An actual update.





...wait... I think I did this wrong...

Do you think is is funny.:birgits_giggle:

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

This bothered me all night. I was hoping for a more promising response though.

As was I my friend, as was I.

 

[RikidyBones]

As was I my friend, as was I.

I saw it as a Jurassic park lab set up. On a remote island, dinosaurs and security computer geeks that like to sell secrets.

 

[KBVol]

Von tweeted....

@FreeKahNature: Did someone say Nike 😎

 

[Give_All_Vol]

I have received a reply from the M&M company (it turns out they are owned by the Mars company) and although they appreciate my enthusiasm and support for the betterment of their product, they regret to inform me that my notion that M&M's are bred is not rather misguided, and they are, in fact, made in a factory.

However, they sent me a voucher for a 10% discount on the next purchase of any of the Mars company's products, and I intend to use it on, you guessed it, more M&M's.

That is all the information I have at this time.

BS. Total BS. How do you think we got orange or green or BROWN M&M's? Breeding..

Haven't you ever noticed that there are subtle differences in all the shades of all the colors? Look closely next time. You will see..

They've got one of those kooky candy geneticists like Wonka over there. They just don't want us to know. Time to get to the bottom of this

 

[VolFanNoah931]

First time he has tweeted anything since April

 

[MustafaRasta]

Your

I was high. Not editing it now. Move me down to the bottom of the class.

Still funny that I was caught.

 

[1974Vol]

Von Pearson is black.

There. Are you happy now? An actual update.





...wait... I think I did this wrong...

We'll have to check your stats before granting you any credibility. :whistling:

 

[Aesius]

Von tweeted....

@FreeKahNature: Did someone say Nike 😎

Plus this:

L.Pearson ‏@FreeKahNature 23h23 hours ago
😩 look good play good !!!

BOOM! He's clearly back. Nothing to worry about, y'all.

 

[Volngeorgia]

Plus this:



BOOM! He's clearly back. Nothing to worry about, y'all.

Omg!!!!! :dance2::dance2::dance2:
Please let this be true :clapping::clapping::clapping:

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

BS. Total BS. How do you think we got orange or green or BROWN M&M's? Breeding..

Haven't you ever noticed that there are subtle differences in all the shades of all the colors? Look closely next time. You will see..

They've got one of those kooky candy geneticists like Wonka over there. They just don't want us to know. Time to get to the bottom of this

So... my whole life has been a lie.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

BS. Total BS. How do you think we got orange or green or BROWN M&M's? Breeding..

Haven't you ever noticed that there are subtle differences in all the shades of all the colors? Look closely next time. You will see..

They've got one of those kooky candy geneticists like Wonka over there. They just don't want us to know. Time to get to the bottom of this

So... my whole life has been a lie.

Wait...if the green ones don't...then what the...how did THAT happen?