I'm really surprised you answered that. You can't be serious. I assume that you would go as far as to tase and handcuff them if the stated rule in not enforced, correct?
Are you able to step away for a moment and think about how silly that is? As a cop, I would think that you guys would want to remove yourselves from as many of these trivial and nonsensical calls as possible. If no one is being molested are harmed in any way or if property isn't being harmed or damaged in any way, why should the police be involved? Or why should they involve themselves?
Don't police have bigger fish to fry than random private (or public) property rules enforcement?