To Protect and to Serve II

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#3,127
Grand Vol said:
I probably should go ahead and toss out the disclaimer that Hog and I are just funning around and I would never do such things. I know Ras will probably think I'm serious and go all bat**** cray cray on the comments I've posted between Hog and myself, so I need to make sure that everyone is aware it's in good humor and doesn't represent what would happen in real life.
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Yaah, yah, yah... Some of the biggest bummer in my past all started from joking with the po po.
 
#3,130
#3,130
Orange_Crush said:
Yaah, yah, yah... Some of the biggest bummer in my past all started from joking with the po po.
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Funny thing though, my local PD did get a good laugh when I was applying for my security guard license out here and I handed them a $20 bill to pay for the local records check. Their fake bill marker pen ran out and I told them "it's good to go, just printed it up in my basement this morning."

He had a good chuckle before finishing it up.

Though someone at 7-11 was less than amused when I told them that once. "Sir, I cannot accept this bill if it's fake."

Some folks have no sense of humor.
 
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#3,131
#3,131
Grand Vol said:
Funny thing though, my local PD did get a good laugh when I was applying for my security guard license out here and I handed them a $20 bill to pay for the local records check. Their fake bill marker pen ran out and I told them "it's good to go, just printed it up in my basement this morning."

He had a good chuckle before finishing it up.

Though someone at 7-11 was less than amused when I told them that once. "Sir, I cannot accept this bill if it's fake."

Some folks have no sense of humor.
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Yah. When stopped at a DUI checkpoint and asked if you've been drinking, don't quip: "It's OK, ossifer. I learned to drive while drunk."
 
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#3,133
Rasputin_Vol said:
So hypothetically, if I personally gave you the permission to do an inspection, would you pinky promise to only inspect and not search?
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Moral of the story, don't give consent to search.

I actually commended an 18 year old kid for not allowing me to search, after we were called by an "anonymous person," who stated that she was dealing drugs.

She wasn't (as far as I know); she had met her grandmother in the parking lot in front of a gas station to borrow some money. When she and her grandmother exchanged the money, someone thought they had witnessed a drug deal and called us.

I wouldn't have been doing my job if I hadn't asked and she would not have been exercising her constitutional rights if she had consented. I was impressed.

I complimented her to her grandparents, after they showed up 5 minutes after our arrival, for not consenting to a search. They were very nice and thanked me for doing my job.

Everyone walked away happy.
 
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#3,134
orangeblood79 said:
Moral of the story, don't give consent to search.

I actually commended an 18 year old kid for not allowing me to search, after we were called by an "anonymous person," who stated that she was dealing drugs.

She wasn't (as far as I know); she had met her grandmother in the parking lot in front of a gas station to borrow some money. When she and her grandmother exchanged the money, someone thought they had witnessed a drug deal and called us.

I wouldn't have been doing my job if I hadn't asked and she would not have been exercising her constitutional rights if she had consented. I was impressed.

I complimented her to her grandparents, after they showed up 5 minutes after our arrival, for not consenting to a search. They were very nice and thanked me for doing my job.

Everyone walked away happy.
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Wait, you mean you didn't shoot anyone?

How could that be? I thought all you cops were racist scumbags just waiting to pop a cap in anyone.
 
#3,135
#3,135
Grand Vol said:
Wait, you mean you didn't shoot anyone?

How could that be? I thought all you cops were racist scumbags just waiting to pop a cap in anyone.
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You left out the part where we can't wait to violate/infringe upon your constitutional rights...get it right, GV. :p
 
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#3,139
orangeblood79 said:
Moral of the story, don't give consent to search.

I actually commended an 18 year old kid for not allowing me to search, after we were called by an "anonymous person," who stated that she was dealing drugs.

She wasn't (as far as I know); she had met her grandmother in the parking lot in front of a gas station to borrow some money. When she and her grandmother exchanged the money, someone thought they had witnessed a drug deal and called us.

I wouldn't have been doing my job if I hadn't asked and she would not have been exercising her constitutional rights if she had consented. I was impressed.

I complimented her to her grandparents, after they showed up 5 minutes after our arrival, for not consenting to a search. They were very nice and thanked me for doing my job.

Everyone walked away happy.
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Wish you could be cloned for all LEOs.
 
#3,144
#3,144
orangeblood79 said:
Not especially, no.

I hope that the offender got the treatment he deserved.
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He didn't. Three people involved and the only ones that went to the hospital were the two kpd officers. They took the guy to get blood drawn and he refused. They had to get a court order. Obviously they are worried about diseases.

Edit: lol, sorry. I'll take it down.
 
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#3,145
#3,145
lawgator1 said:
If cops are looking for a,kid and ask to check your house, there's a reason beyond you just live in the neighborhood.

And if they're looking for a missing kid, go inside and call the name and see a little pot, they are going to tell you to get rid of it and walk on out as they have other things to do and have the discretion to ignore it. They see scales and packages of it, you might have a problem.
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Yeah, they just might do that. And then again, they might just come back when their not quite so busy.
 
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#3,147
InVOLuntary said:
He didn't. Three people involved and the only ones that went to the hospital were the two kpd officers. They took the guy to get blood drawn and he refused. They had to get a court order. Obviously they are worried about diseases.

Edit: lol, sorry.
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Lol, all good. You just never know how people are going to react on this job.
 
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#3,148
orangeblood79 said:
Lol, all good. You just never know how people are going to react on this job.
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The dude had some homemade license plate stating he was a sovereign citizen and didn't have to have one and same with a driver's license. Said he was part of one Hebrew national group. I thought that was a brand of hotdogs.
 
#3,149
#3,149
InVOLuntary said:
The dude had some homemade license plate stating he was a sovereign citizen and didn't have to have one and same with a driver's license. Said he was part of one Hebrew national group. I thought that was a brand of hotdogs.
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Speaking of hotdogs, your buddy is now this guy:

LOL
 

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