The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[VIF]

I'm taking two-three weeks off after Sat to heal. You bastards won't pressure me into something!

Atta boy Voxx, make somebody else be the catcher for a change.
:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Voxx as you were blossoming into manhood, what were your feelings about discovering the exciting untold pleasures of the female form?

No desire to find out.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :birgits_giggle:

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Voxx, what did you say to Thrash when you saw his special "Buddy" leave his house this morning with a smile on his face?

Good job giving him what he wanted this morning, Thrash.

Interesting...

 

[Aavoxx]

You guys..

 

[VIF]

Volly, your hubby mentioned in passing that he was uncomfortable with your suggestion of introducing some 50 shades of Grey into your love life. Are you aware of that and what will you tell him?

Yes, I know. Just go along with it. Makes it fun.

Dang that was difficult to keep PG rated. :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

So confused, I don't know if I should be first or last.

Your first time pulling a train is not the time for confusion!
Always first Gnome!!!

 

[UTGnome]

:hi:

 

[VIF]

Oh wait, it's cryptic and I now get it. Must be the alcoholic in me that's slowing me down.

Well hand him a towel and tell him to go home now. :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Bubs, I saw you drinking with some tranny looking dood the other nite, did you go home with him as well?

yep, had to get my 25 bucks worth.....................

Lol sounds like me when i go to Vegas

hmy: :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Just put it in your mouth to wet it. that'll make it go in easier.

That's nasty. hmy:

Lulz sicko

Ikr? Smitty is one sick sum beech.

whoa whoa whoa... i dunno about that.

Memoirs of a catcher? :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Well, I'm in the doghouse again Jhen, any pointers on making the sofa more comfortable?

I'll help as much as I can. Slice is the expert though.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

If I had a nickel for every time you have said m4m, I would have about $1,664,000 right now.

Then you should have retired from your male prostitute gig a long time ago. Unless you're not in it for the money, right?
:birgits_giggle:

 

[jhen713]

Well, I'm in the doghouse again Jhen, any pointers on making the sofa more comfortable?



:birgits_giggle:

I almost replied with "Not as painful as I imagined it would be". You would have had a field day with that one.

 

[rmsmith]

Memoirs of a catcher? :birgits_giggle:

Hahaha!

Excellent

 

[VIF]

Comp, I know you tried out E-harmony and had no luck. What did you post as an eye catcher for the ladies?

I'm not "helmet and mouthpiece wearing" special but I am unique.

I see. :jpshakehead:

 

[Orangeslice13]

Have you recovered from your 1st weekend the M4M conference?

Give it a couple of days.

 

[VIF]

Behr, have you ever questioned your sexuality and why you can't get laid?

Always been gay, just nobody to be gay with.

News Flash!!!! Behr is available Thrasher!!! :birgits_giggle:

 

[Orangeslice13]

What's your record for number of dudes picked up in one night?

4

 

[95 Vol Alum]

So how do you like it Yankee?

Nearly 6" long and probably at least 2" in diameter

 

[VIF]

Ron, wth, I saw you on the 9th hole tee box with your junk in the ball washer. Wtf?

I always like to relieve the pressure before driving.

Afraid of that peter out rule huh?:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Gnome, how was you honeymoon marriage consummation?

I shot past that one quickly.

 

[mcompton]

Damn. Dudes got a tight ass. Lunges?

wtf

 

[VIF]

Can we go back to bed and try this again?

If VIF was here you'd be in trouble

I'm here my KitKat. Jhen, I'll kick your arse for flirting with my Kat!!!:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

So Tex, What do you say if a hot chick shows up to one of your man parties?

Single guys only, so you'll have to watch! Lulz

:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

I'm an expert on many things.

One at a time or all at once?

How did I miss the gangbang memo?

I've got a feeling that isn't gonna end well.

Pitch Jhen! Pitch!! Let DD catch for a change.
Oh lawdz.:birgits_giggle: