Random Thoughts XXXI

[Weezer]

Just get a rusty needle and jab it in there. Then throw a bad aid on it and you'll feel much better in a few days.

All I've got are these used junkie needles I've been collecting off the streets.

 

[blupotato]

All I've got are these used junkie needles I've been collecting off the streets.

That's perfect. Just make sure to seal the wound immediately to fend off any infection.

 

[Weezer]

That's perfect. Just make sure to seal the wound immediately to fend off any infection.

So should I cauterize it with a steam iron?

 

[Aavoxx]

Blow torch, IMO.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I was thinking a hot muffler off an 83 Monte Carlo.

 

[blupotato]

So should I cauterize it with a steam iron?

It may help alleviate any pain and discomfort.

 

[Aavoxx]

Lightsaber, if they were real.

 

[rmsmith]

So should I cauterize it with a steam iron?

Just put it in your mouth to wet it. that'll make it go in easier.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lightsaber, if they were real.

Would be cool if they were!

 

[Aavoxx]

Would be cool if they were!

I would hack off a limb accidentally.

 

[rmsmith]

my peen would get in the way before my leg.

 

[Aavoxx]

I recommend the Deadspin read on Johnny Football's family.

 

[rmsmith]

Swedish men told to beware testicle-munching fish - Telegraph
That's it. No skinny dipping in Sweden, or Papua New Guinea or South America

 

[cwil4]

I'm starting to get a fever every afternoon and it lasts until the next morning. Weird. Probably just stress.

 

[blupotato]

I'm starting to get a fever every afternoon and it lasts until the next morning. Weird. Probably just stress.

Embrace the change man. It's alright to be nervous, but don't kill yourself stressing. It will be a life changing experience, but everything will be ok. Again, just concentrate on your studies and stay out of trouble. You'll be fine. Just try to relax. Just the next step in life that you'll fully understand in the future. You may not understand now, but you'll understand down the road.

P.S. Don't go knocking up all of Harlem.

 

[rmsmith]

what that guy said.

 

[blupotato]

what that guy said.

What the not knocking up all of harlem and creating an epic jodee of New York?

 

[rmsmith]

What the not knocking up all of harlem and creating an epic jodee of New York?

lol yeah just stay south of 95th.

 

[blupotato]

lol yeah just stay south of 95th.

I've already lectured cwil on the importance of wrapping and birth control. Don't want to beat a dead horse. The young man will have to make his own choices.

 

[rmsmith]

I've already lectured cwil on the importance of wrapping and birth control. Don't want to beat a dead horse. The young man will have to make his own choices.

yeah, push too hard and they push back. just like 2 of my sisters.

 

[blupotato]

yeah, push too hard and they push back. just like 2 of my sisters.

That's nasty. hmy:

 

[rmsmith]

lulz

 

[BadJerry20]

That's nasty. hmy:

Lulz sicko

 

[blupotato]

Lulz sicko

Ikr? Smitty is one sick sum beech.

 

[BadJerry20]

Ikr? Smitty is one sick sum beech.

Been hanging around weez too much