The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[VIF]

But BJ, what do you say when your partner has difficultly reaching the end?

Tongues cramping up...hurry

Makes sense.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Jhen, I've heard you have a strange fetish of keeping your poops in a ziplock bag. What do you plan on doing with this collection fecal matter?

One for the yard at home.

And a lady at work claimed the 3rd one.

My grandmother want's one, but she wants her's smaller.

Guess I might as well make 3 small ones too. Somebody else will want one.

I like projects like this. I just hate painting them.

You paint it too? Holy be-jesus.
:birgits_giggle:

 

[Behr]

Haha.

 

[jhen713]

Jhen, I've heard you have a strange fetish of keeping your poops in a ziplock bag. What do you plan on doing with this collection fecal matter?










You paint it too? Holy be-jesus.
:birgits_giggle:

:lol::loco:lol:

 

[jhen713]

Haha.

:hi:

Who would VIF quote if I wasn't around?

 

[VIF]

I'm not picky. I'll take it night or day.

You fill in the rest.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Men are natural born protectors and always want to please our mates and would do most anything we could for them. We fear we cannot provide and always strive to do so. So my question to you Jhen is, what request from your wife would you fear the most that you could not fulfill?

Go deep.

Oh my.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Yankee, what do you say to your wife when she hints around that you should give her "special kisses" down south?

I can't eat there sober

LawdZ!!!!!hmy::birgits_giggle:

 

[rmsmith]

from duck dynasty Jase's wife.

"look when Jase left this morning all he could think about was beavers"

news flash, that's all we think about.

 

[VIF]

Go VOLS, beat jawja!!

 

[jhen713]

I guess this thread is dead when I'm not around.

 

[Behr]

What is the secret code phrase your MNL used this weekend when she wanted to have "sexytime" with you, VIF?

Go VOLS, beat jawja!!

After she had all of the "toys" in place, and you told her "there was still a lot of room left up in there", what did she say.....

You fill in the rest.:birgits_giggle:

hmy:

 

[VIF]

Hey Behr, which are your favorite clinics for your regular VD testing and testosterone shots?

Offices, Ft Myers, Naples

:birgits_giggle:

 

[UTGnome]

Hey VIF, what did you say to the other guy after your first m4m?

Lucky bum

 

[VIF]

Gnome have you ever observed the Gay Pride parade?

I took the holiday off and I liked it.

So that was you in the rainbow wig on the giant wiener float.

 

[VIF]

I just overheard a conversation of this dood that said he loves to eat Cheetos, watch porn and masturbate till his junk turns orange. Weird.

That's what I did all day Sunday and yesterday.

Not surprising.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Gnome, why do you and your boyfriend like to make people uncomfortable with your public displays of affection?

It's what we do best.

Oh. :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

I heard Trojan has come out with a new "micro" condom to accommodate the undersized gentlemen. Wicker how does it fit?

Yep, that covers it.

Safety first :birgits_giggle:

 

[Wickerhead]

Boom

 

[Weezer]

That's what I'm talking about, Volly. More! More!

Is there anything that really needs to be said?

 

[VIF]

Hman, I heard you were invited to Hobo's house to watch the game but you turned around and went home before you got there. Why?

Thought I heard somebody squeeling like a pig off in the distance.

I don't blame you then.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

I def felt like I needed a shower after eating it.

How many times do I have to tell you a cow pie is not really pie! :birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

I know you told me you were experiencing male menopause Jhen, what is expected with that?

Gonna be going through a lot of changes over the next few months.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Let's play Jeopardy on this one.......
I'll take VN regulars for $1,000 Alex.....

The answer is...

Never got one. Wife and kids get it, I choose not to.

ding ding....What is "a clue" Alex?
:birgits_giggle:

 

[jhen713]

My would like that post if she was a VN member.