The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Thrasher865]

Quote people on things they say that could have a different interpretation than they intended out of context. Rather than call them out on a twss in person, further their humiliation and immortalize their misdeeds here.


The correct way to do this is to hit the quote button in their thread and copy pasta it here so that we can link to it and learn the correct context if that is our intention, though it does ruin the fun.

 

[Thrasher865]

Don't kick me in the baby chute!!!

This one is exactly how she meant it to be interpreted, I just thought it would be a great way to kick off the thread with a bang.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

 

[VIF]

Quote people on things they say that could have a different interpretation than they intended out of context. Rather than call them out on a twss in person, further their humiliation and immortalize their misdeeds here.


The correct way to do this is to hit the quote button in their thread and copy pasta it here so that we can link to it and learn the correct context if that is our intention, though it does ruin the fun.

Not quite sure how to copy pasta. Is it a dupli-noodle or something?:lolabove:

 

[VIF]

Goody's powder gives me flashbacks of doing blow off of strippers abs.

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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Seems pretty straight forward to me. Lulz

 

[VIF]

just thought it was funny!!

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Not quite sure how to copy pasta. Is it a dupli-noodle or something?:lolabove:

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Oh the memories

 

[VIF]

Being a hot dog is a tough job.

came down to that or an old guy taking his tighty whites off in a hospital bed

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[Thrasher865]

Here's a funny one VIF said earlier:

Not quite sure how to copy pasta. Is it a dupli-noodle or something?:lolabove:

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

5* thread Trash

 

[VIF]

Ass crack is a better location for snorting. That's what my friend told me.

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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Oooooooooook, ok ok ok. I think I just won this one.

Bull dyke. Yes, I have a personal vendetta against them. One tried to kill me recently, seriously. She was jealous I was going to take her bi-girlfriend. Weird trip to Guam indeed.

Ta-dow!

 

[Thrasher865]

Here's a good one:

Did it with a friend before a Superbowl party a couple years ago. We both almost finished the challenge. However, it ended as an epic fail for both of us.

 

[Thrasher865]

I'm coming, ok?

ok.

 

[VIF]

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better than putting it on tiger droppings

 

[n_huffhines]

Really? I thought it was awesome...and I woke up this morning with the first thought in my mind being an image of a meat cleaver in some dude's head.

 

[Thrasher865]

Can you fart on command? If so $9 an hour, if not $3 an hour.

hmy:

 

[theFallGuy]

Poop

 

[VIF]

Being that I have two black friends, I hereby move that I be excluded from any talks of racism henceforth.

 

[VIF]

Janeane is ugly and on top of that I can't stand it when she talks. I'd rather have sex with a farm animal.

 

[theFallGuy]

poop x2

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I still havent made it over there to get any FD.

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[VIF]

huh?

somewhere in my bloodline there was fornication with Chocktaw injuns.