The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

I wanna plow Bill Murray....

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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

95 is overrated you should win easily pooch.

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[GBO18]

Lulz.

 

[VIF]

Poochs new thread should help fill this up quickly.

Aaaaah, yes. The need for clean pee is rampant for Santa's drug screens during this holiday season. I have three used ones. Post your email, and address, and you'll be receiving your Whizinator on Poochmas, along with a coupon for $10 off your next enema at Tex's Butt Blast Emporium!

 

[GBO18]

Hell yeah.. Pooch says I am getting a flesh light

Hellooooooooooo.

 

[Thrasher865]

Complete gibberish. Though he did good work last night. No out of context stuff with this post, please.

Posted at 95's request.

 

[Thrasher865]

It was so fun beating Off Constantly yesterday.

My gift to you. Glad you enjoyed.

:question:

 

[Thrasher865]

Awww, Pooch. I'm heartbroken. I've never been with an Indian.

Stop lying

:spank:

 

[GBO18]

I like redhead s . I like big buttws. My6 last gf was perfect and I ****ed it up. I love girls with a little attitide I drink sometimwes but dirnk a liot. I want to statrt taking kravf maga. I have been in a fewq fights. I wouldnt be bothered by killin somreone. I am smart but sucjk at college. I've had saome hot ass gfs. I have great taste in girls. I am about to black out

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Thrasher865]

If they have online franchise i will prolly make love to the disc

Just wanted to point out that Rocky's peeper fits through the center hole on a DVD.

 

[Thrasher865]

I think I have a hard on for Bruce Campbell!

yep.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

yep.

meant every word

 

[Thrasher865]

Step one, buy coconuts.
put coconuts in a pillow case.
Wait till girl is not looking and whack her in the head with said pillow case, thus putting her in dream land.
Step two
eat all the cake you want. :whistling:

Reported to FBI and DHS

 

[VIF]

I go medium. want to be able to feel my lips & tongue.

Nicek:

 

[GBO18]

I've never even had a non-heterosexual thought. Well not really....

wtf.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The longer this goes on the more uncomfortable I become with Newt.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Too me, yes the bone makes a difference.

Question: What is better than chewing around the bone of a perfectly

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[DD4ME]

Where in relation to ur nipple line is it

Good stuff

 

[VIF]

Guy I do scouts with did a chili recipe on a camping trip in a Dutch oven with cinnamon

Some leaders loved it I guess I'm a traditionalist

Edit: inb4 Dutch oven jokes

Heck with the Dutch oven jokes, I am more concerned about you and this "guy" doing scouts. hmy:hmy:

 

[Thrasher865]

Pretty sick, DD. You need help...

I know a guy who is an attorney for people like you. He recommends you call 1-800-REALITY before this problem of yours gets out of hand.

 

[DD4ME]

Heck with the Dutch oven jokes, I am more concerned about you and this "guy" doing scouts. hmy:hmy:

Funny but not funny, I phrased it poorly though.

 

[Thrasher865]

Got to find some willing hands first...

:huggy:

 

[Thrasher865]

it'll grow on you. I love being a uncle. so many things uncles can get away with.

:blink:

 

[Thrasher865]

Wherever you wanna put it. Except in the tea.

Yes!

Thanks to tri for spotting this gem.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Who is jim