The Neverending Story..

#76
#76
went back to the football game which was now in progress. Unfortunately, Orangewhiteblood...
 
#77
#77
...torched the brand new "T" window flag that he had added to the time machine before returning to the group(time travel, it turns out, is hell on window flags). It was also unfortunate that the time machine landed smack dab on top of the now flattened flat screen TV . The big Orange had been just about to run through the "T" in the 2005 season opener, and the group was none too pleased by OWB's untimely return from Jerry Springer land. "Not to worry" said OWB, "I have mastered this time travel thing and I'm sure I can transport all of us directly to the game!" So.....
 
#78
#78
they all climbed on the time machine and just as OWB was pushing the "go" button, LIO sneezed and her head hit the destination button and they all ended up at....
 
#80
#80
out of nowhere jumps toddbond's twin brother, bondtodd700, "I'm here to avenge my brother!"....
 
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#81
Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 28, 2005 1:08 PM
out of nowhere jumps toddbond's twin brother, bondtodd700, "I'm here to avenge my brother!"....
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#83
#83
...using the moves he learned from Volmanjr, he starts going totally wild and beating the stuffing out of the evil bondtodd007. The rest of the gang, realizing he must be stopped.....
 
#84
#84
...call in Sidney Spencer to help rep the 205 and she brought Pat Summit with her. Pat made a move like she was going to break up the fight, but instead she plunged into the crowd and grabbed the throat of . . .
 
#86
#86
the rest of the Nation could have stepped in, but they were too busy holding a ceremony where they renamed LIO's coffee table "The Summitt". Donsarge protested saying that he could see naming a card table for her, but not a coffee table, but the table was renamed nonetheless. Meanwhile, Pat dragged V4L back out to the time machine and took off yelling something about going back to . . .
 
#87
#87
the 205 and leaving her players alone! Suddenly from the back yard came Memphis Vol who said...
 
#90
#90
. . . it was then he realized no one understood him unless he spoke Yodanese, but his sensibility wouldn't allow him to do that since whenever most people try to speak like Yoda, they sound like Ernest T. Bass. Crestfallen, Memphisvol climbed back into his Prius and puttered away, but as he left the driveway, he was broadsided by a latecomer to the party driving an El Camino with bad rims and fuzzy dice. It was . . .
 
#91
#91
Checkerboard Charly. He was late to the get together because he had been taking pictures of his woman all day. He had the pictures in hand and began handing them out to everyone and...
 
#92
#92
...said to be sure to look for the next issue of MAxim because he was pretty sure his girl would be in it.......
 
#93
#93
but then UTVOLFAN realizes that his gf and Charly's gf begin fighting for maxim rights. they...
 
#94
#94
come to their senses however, and start comparing their manicures instead. LIO recommends a trendy little day spa where they treat you like a queen. All three ladies book appointments on the spot and order is restored. Suddenly volmanjr...
 
#95
#95
comes outtta the house holding a tazer gun and says "Hey guys, check this out!"...
 
#96
#96
He was then the subject of many jokes on some UT Vols message board on that internet. After he read it, he then...
 
#97
#97
turned in his gun and went back to the way of the ninja. The gun was bought on the black market by Freaky who went out searching for posters who refused to stay on topic and banned members who kept trying to find a way to sneak back into the Nation...
 
#98
#98
using the profits from his lucrative volnation t-shirt sales he hired some heavy hitters from the Miami area to hunt down the banned members and give them a beat down....
 
#99
#99
but the Miami guys were arrested in college and ended up having to stay in jail. He then...
 
#100
#100
...got the shock of his life, Beauregard was back(remember him?)from the future in a 3001 model time machine he'd bought used from from an insanely large chihuaha.Chihuahas grow big in the future. Anyway, Beauregard was back to get revenge for his untimely demise so early in this thread, and he was looking for...
 
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