The Neverending Story..

#26
#26
WAIT!! Help me hide the valuables!! So she grabbed her Rod Delmonico pics and her :Bbiteme: sign and threw them to volmanjr who...
 
#27
#27
Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 25, 2005 3:08 PM
Jr, in blind rage he lunged for Jr's Ginzu knife and painfully drew back a bloody knub....
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That made me laugh till I cried. Literally.
 
#28
#28
Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Apr 25, 2005 3:29 PM
presses him over his head. At full extension, GaVol let's out a big WOOOOOOOO and slams him to the floor. Freak, seeing an opportunity, goes Bret Smith on him and kicks him while he's down, then he turns to LIO and says....are there any hot dogs left? All that kicking made me hungry.
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:eek:lol: :eek:lol:

Y'all KILL me. So bad.
 
#29
#29
Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Apr 25, 2005 10:28 PM
WAIT!! Help me hide the valuables!! So she grabbed her Rod Delmonico pics and her :Bbiteme: sign and threw them to volmanjr who...
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stuffed them in his tights along with LIO's Neil Diamond posters. Unfortunately as he was leaving, Jr snagged . . .
 
#30
#30
his tights on the corner of LIO's big screen TV and unknowingly walked out of the house, with his tights unraveling a little more with every step. When he got outside in the cold autumn air...
 
#31
#31
The bammers saw him and yelled, LOOK, A HALF NEKKID VOL NINJA.....LET'S GET HIM! Because JR was covering "things" up, he couldn't reach for his sword. So he...
 
#34
#34
started doing their best 3 stooges impressions to draw the attention away from JR. Since the impression reminded them of every fellow bammer, the bammers stood and watched in complete awe. JR saw this as his chance to get away, so he..
 
#35
#35
let out a ninja yell and dashed through the crowd, back into the house, leaving a trail of bloody knubs in his wake. When he reached the living room again...
 
#36
#36
Freak thought he saw a hotdog on the half naked Vol ninja and started chasing him around. But the ninja was too quick and jumped out the back window and quickly climbed the big oak tree in LIO's backyard....Freak started getting mad about the lack of hotdogs and
 
#39
#39
LIO went ballistic when she saw her dog, (which she had gotten from OWB) being mistreated. She....
 
#40
#40
ran back into the house and speared Freak into the living room carpet. Freak gasps from having the wind knocked out of him and exclaims....
 
#42
#42
Having heard that, Like a crackhead looking for crack, Surrealvol came running back in the house saying "where? where? where? where? where?." We realized that Surreal was on the verge of losing his mind so....
 
#44
#44
After complaining that his new tee shirt didn't fit right, OWB escorted Surreal to the coat closet, put a sock in his mouth and locked him in...
 
#46
#46
It wasn't a good looking goat by any means, but it was a goat and it was his goat. He loved it unconditionally. He loved it so much that....
 
#48
#48
..sang a touching rendition of "Lady". While this left the partygoers in tears, strangely the goat reacted by slowly backing out of the room as if it had been down this road before. Just then the phone rang. LIO climbed to the top of the pole in her backyard to answer it, and she couldn't believe her ears. It was . . .
 
#50
#50
Although no one could explain why American Idol called LIO's house to find OWB :shakehead: , everyone was proud that Operaman's talent had been recognized. He took a poll and decided that the song he would perform would be . . .
 
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