The Neverending Story..

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"Stuck with you" by Huey Lewis and the News! OWB didn't understand how he was a finalist having not tried out for American Idol, but he was excited about it anyway....GaVol thought it would be a good idea if....
 
#52
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Originally posted by GAVol@Apr 26, 2005 5:58 PM
Although no one could explain why American Idol called LIO's house to find OWB :shakehead: ,
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OWB has call forwarding.

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..they got into the time machine and went forward to see who won so that they could go back and fix the contest . . . When they went forward, they were shocked to find that OWB had been disqualified from the contest for . . .
 
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they decided it would be best to start out by snooping around "scooby-doo" style backstage of the American Idol show and hopefully they'll find some much needed clues.

While searching around backstage, LIO suddenly yelled out "JINKIES, I found a clue". She had discovered with her trusty magnifying glass that someone had deliberately sabotaged OWB's dream by switching the taped Ricky Martin version of She Bang with the William Hung version just before he went out on stage. She then presented the evidence she found to the rest of the group. But how could this have happened?

OWB suggested to the group that whoever pulled this off must have been very skilled and stealthy... like a ninja. Therefore in his own mind, jr immediately became suspect #1. Questions then started flooding into OWB's mind like a tsunami one right after the other. Just where was jr when all of this went down? Could there really be a traitor amongst the group? Gallion was already dead, or atleast everyone was pretty sure he was anyway. Maybe it was the convoy of bammers behind this dasterly scheme? Perhaps they blame Fulmer and all vol fans for the death of Gallion and want revenge.

OWB was furious and wanted to get to the bottom of this so he..

 
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went and got his pack of bloodhounds, and after letting them get a whiff of Jr's ninja suit ( he lost part of it during the fight at the party) the dogs....
 
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Got really sleepy. Because JR's ninja suit was made out of hemp. The bloodhounds got so high that they...
 
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started running around in circles rubbing their butts on the ground. Suddenly the time machine started buuzzing and OWB found himself on the stage of the Jerry Springer show..."OWB we have a mystery guest back stage who has something tio tell you..."
 
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do you have any idea who it could possibly be" said Jerry. OWB said, "No Mr. Springer.. but, Can I please have your autograph? I'm a big fan of your show and watch it religiously. I've taped every episode. With a smug look on his face, Jerry replied, "After the show OWB, after the show... Now lets get on to this mystery guest shall we. Bring out the mystery guest."

To OWB's surprise out walks...
 
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...the band Blue Merle!!! It turns out that THEY wanted OWB to join THEM so to keep him from being stolen by American Idol, they sabotaged his show. They were there to offer him a lifetime contract singing backup vocals and an occasional lead spot. OWB was.....
 
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we were just kidding. OWB picks up a chair and smashed it over the back of Jerry. Springer was laying on the ground when he heard a distant WOOOOOOOO. GaVol came flying off a three chair stack and landed on Springer knocking him out...meanwhile
 
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#63
back at the ranch Storm and Freak were saddling up to go round up a bunch bammer flamers when la.loves rode up...
 
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and asks them where are ya'll going? Freak said to round up some bammers want to come with us? La said sure......
 
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let me put on my rubber gloves because bammers are dirty and I don't want to catch anything. She reached in her "glove" box and pulled out some rubber gloves for herself and everyone else who was going to embark on the bammer roundup. They all put them on and..
 
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were all set to leave but suddenly LIO announced the game was coming on!! Everyone rushed into the den to get the best seats....
 
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sadly she was moving so there was only one chair in the room. Everyone got upset and fled to Hannah's in the Old City to watch the game.
 
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Everyone hopped into LIO's short bus, and that is when they all realized that driving 7 hours to Knoxville wouldn't be a good idea. They all jumped back out of the bus and ran back into the house only to find....
 
#69
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toddbond writing massive amounts of slander on the walls(yes...he's back). OWB's eye twitches and he wraps the kid in duct tape and uses his head as a beer holder. Then....
 
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LIO got very angry because toddbond was back and making a terrible mess on the walls. Then she seen that toddbond had wrote "BITE ME" LIO in big letters. She picked up the crayons off the floor toddbond was writing with and...
 
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And went Rick Flair on his :shakeit: even yelling a few WOOOOO's as she continued to whoop his :shakeit:....Then GAVOL saw this and said
 
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said move let me get him a few times so GAVOL gave Toddbond a few chops to the chest and with each chop to the chest he gave a great big WOOOOO....After LIO and GAVOL gave Toddbond an :shakeit: whoopin they....
 
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