It looks as though many of you faithful volunteers are questioning the wisdom of this master of kitchens. He has brought forth much success for a Baker in the land of Cleve, and would be an excellent choice to be a general for our offensive attack. I look forward to his campaign to lead our warriors to ultimately defeat the elephant as well as tigers, gators, chickens, wildcats, the anchormen, and bulldogs.
But alas, if he is the field commander we select to lead our offensive charge we shall not disclose his commitment to our cause now, as by delaying it will provide a tactical advantage to our squad per our source linked to our Great Battle Captain. We continue to keep our enemies off balance with our unique and revolutionary plan of delaying hirings while all these other foolish institutions insert new commanders at a quick rate.
Keep your hound close by your side during this time of uncertainty and know that during this time of darkness for our foot sports program. our basket filling men are bring glory to our institution and may become our beacon for the nation to see who we are.
Regards,
General Neylands Ghost
But alas, if he is the field commander we select to lead our offensive charge we shall not disclose his commitment to our cause now, as by delaying it will provide a tactical advantage to our squad per our source linked to our Great Battle Captain. We continue to keep our enemies off balance with our unique and revolutionary plan of delaying hirings while all these other foolish institutions insert new commanders at a quick rate.
Keep your hound close by your side during this time of uncertainty and know that during this time of darkness for our foot sports program. our basket filling men are bring glory to our institution and may become our beacon for the nation to see who we are.
Regards,
General Neylands Ghost