I was about 22 years old and decided I wanted a car I couldn't afford. A Mercedes c260 or something like that. The dealer wanted me to test-drive it and said I could drive it home to let my dad inspect it. I was on Sevierville Pike, about 2 miles before Valley Grove Church when a deer jumped in front of me. I missed it, but a split second later another deer fired itself out of a ditch into the road and I clipped it. . . had a little hair in the grill, but got lucky it didn't damage the car.
A couple guys in a beat up 92ish chevy cavalier stopped, got a pistol from under the seat, whacked the deer, strapped it to the trunk and drove off. This all happened in about 90 seconds,

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I turned around and returned the car immediately.