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Unless it's from one of those idiots that leaves their kid in a hot car. How do you "forget" a child. I often wonder if those parents should be shot for having terminal stupidity.
 
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SergeantVol said:
How am I supposed to start a sweatshop without children?
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Oompa Loompas are a good fallback option, or Chumba Wumbas. They sing catchy tunes too.

[YouTube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLtS4gpPpw&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]
 
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Weezer said:
Unless it's from one of those idiots that leaves their kid in a hot car. How do you "forget" a child. I often wonder if those parents should be shot for having terminal stupidity.
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I once rolled my car window up on the neck of my 5 yr old son...we were at a shoping center and he was in the back seat with his head out of window and thought he saw his Uncle and stuck his head out the window as I pushed the up button... that haunts me to this day...

But I KNEW he was in the car...
 
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Coastypop said:
I once rolled my car window up on the neck of my 5 yr old son...we were at a shoping center and he was in the back seat with his head out of window and thought he saw his Uncle and stuck his head out the window as I pushed the up button... that haunts me to this day...

But I KNEW he was in the car...
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Is his head permanently cocked to the side a little, sorta like Sparky in my avvy?
 
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hmanvolfan said:
Yep, told him to keep his head in the car but he never listens.
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Same thing use to happen to my son... but after I rolled his head up in it, he never even sticks it out a window today without asking if I have my hand on the button


Even when he is driving


And by himself


In another state ................ you get the picture :crazy:
 
#4,390
#4,390
Instead of penalties, they should settle these games with that contest they do at rodeos where the guys sit at a card table and they let a bull loose. Last guy to move wins.
 
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Slydell said:
This could be a thread of it's own, but thought better because it may only get 10 responses or so.

So, sometimes I dream a lot and sometimes, not at all.

What I've noticed in the past few nights of dreamscape is that I can't read any writing for whatever reason. Be it sign post, billboard, newspaper, etc., nada. It's either blank or some sort of squiggly lines. Does his happen to anyone else? Just curious.
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Waiting on Sparty
 
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He's a drunken idiot. He smashes bottles in the street, sits outside his house and yells. I took trash out a couple weeks ago and he mumbles something about kicking my mother ****ing ass. So I walk over to him and he plays stupid, I go back to my house open the door and he does it again, i ignore and walk inside. 3 nights ago he's in the street drunk screaming as I get home from work. He yells take your punk *** inside, so I start walking towards him and he darts in his house. I just walked to get some beer, when I get 50 yards from his house, he yells I'll f you up ***** and again walks into his house before i get back. I'm a calm dude but I'm seriously contemplating laying his *** out next time i see him.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
He's a drunken idiot. He smashes bottles in the street, sits outside his house and yells. I took trash out a couple weeks ago and he mumbles something about kicking my mother ****ing ass. So I walk over to him and he plays stupid, I go back to my house open the door and he does it again, i ignore and walk inside. 3 nights ago he's in the street drunk screaming as I get home from work. He yells take your punk *** inside, so I start walking towards him and he darts in his house. I just walked to get some beer, when I get 50 yards from his house, he yells I'll f you up ***** and again walks into his house before i get back. I'm a calm dude but I'm seriously contemplating laying his *** out next time i see him.
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Wonder if he's on VN. Sounds like a few in the FF.
 
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