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#4,426
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Sup, Pops! I hope this shout-out finds you happy, healthy, and way-far past the neck of a bottle of an inexpensive Canadian whiskey.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
He's a drunken idiot. He smashes bottles in the street, sits outside his house and yells. I took trash out a couple weeks ago and he mumbles something about kicking my mother ****ing ass. So I walk over to him and he plays stupid, I go back to my house open the door and he does it again, i ignore and walk inside. 3 nights ago he's in the street drunk screaming as I get home from work. He yells take your punk *** inside, so I start walking towards him and he darts in his house. I just walked to get some beer, when I get 50 yards from his house, he yells I'll f you up ***** and again walks into his house before i get back. I'm a calm dude but I'm seriously contemplating laying his *** out next time i see him.
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Two words: flaming bag of poop
 
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Hobock said:
Sup, Pops! I hope this shout-out finds you happy, healthy, and way-far past the neck of a bottle of an inexpensive Canadian whiskey.
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Missed ya by a few minutes, Hobs. I must be doing a lot better 'cause I'm not dead yet. Hope you're well.
 
#4,439
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Pretty great seeing those ISIS pricks crying like babies after they were captured. In a fair world they'd have been ass raped by a boar then executed.
 
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cwil4 said:
Cereal is good any time. It's called Blue Diamond Almond Breeze. The vanilla is my favorite, but the unsweetened is probably more healthy.
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If you can find Horizon brand, try it. Blue Diamond seemed to have a bit of bitter after taste to me. Horizon is the best I've had and I get the unsweetened. It's pretty sweet already.
 
#4,444
#4,444
I have a legal question for you regarding wills of all types. You may not know the answer but might be able to point me in the right direction.
 
#4,445
#4,445
So, I went to the doctor Thursday for an ongoing problem. Not sure who is asking the screening questions so I'll call them an aide.

Aide-Why are we seeing you today?
Slydell-For the same yada yada problem I've been having the past year.
Aide-Allergic to any meds?
Slydell-Same answer as the last 20 times I've been here.
Aide-Do you smoke or drink?
Slydell-WTF does that have to do with why I'm here today?
Aide-Smoking and drinking causes a great many deaths in the US.
Slydell-So does stopping a bullet or jumping off a cliff.
Aide-Please, just answer the question.
Slydell-Yes.
Aide-How much do you smoke or drink?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business. Fill out whatever you want to and send in a doctor, please.
Aide-How much do you smoke?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business.
Aide-How much do you drink?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business.
Aide-How can we determine your problems without this important background information?
Slydell-Because it doesn't ****in' matter pertaining to my visit today. Get a doctor in here now or I'll eat your heart.
Aide-The doctor will be in to see you in a few minutes.
 
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Slydell said:
So, I went to the doctor Thursday for an ongoing problem. Not sure who is asking the screening questions so I'll call them an aide.

Aide-Why are we seeing you today?
Slydell-For the same yada yada problem I've been having the past year.
Aide-Allergic to any meds?
Slydell-Same answer as the last 20 times I've been here.
Aide-Do you smoke or drink?
Slydell-WTF does that have to do with why I'm here today?
Aide-Smoking and drinking causes a great many deaths in the US.
Slydell-So does stopping a bullet or jumping off a cliff.
Aide-Please, just answer the question.
Slydell-Yes.
Aide-How much do you smoke or drink?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business. Fill out whatever you want to and send in a doctor, please.
Aide-How much do you smoke?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business.
Aide-How much do you drink?
Slydell-None of your ****in' business.
Aide-How can we determine your problems without this important background information?
Slydell-Because it doesn't ****in' matter pertaining to my visit today. Get a doctor in here now or I'll eat your heart.
Aide-The doctor will be in to see you in a few minutes.
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Lol
 
#4,449
#4,449
So my niece, the nurse, calls me up Thursday bawlin' her eyes out cause some grumpy old man was mean to her.......:p





Kidding. Well, she is a nurse, but unless you're seeing a pediatrician, she's safe. :)
 
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