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Wickerhead said:
I hate a drunk that thinks they are a bad ass. Used to live next to one and he made a mistake by stepping in my driveway and a shovel came out of nowhere right before the ambulance was called. Lol
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Damn killer. Lol

I think he gets a crazy check or something. Dude is always drunk and never works.
 
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BadJerry20 said:
He's a drunken idiot. He smashes bottles in the street, sits outside his house and yells. I took trash out a couple weeks ago and he mumbles something about kicking my mother ****ing ass. So I walk over to him and he plays stupid, I go back to my house open the door and he does it again, i ignore and walk inside. 3 nights ago he's in the street drunk screaming as I get home from work. He yells take your punk *** inside, so I start walking towards him and he darts in his house. I just walked to get some beer, when I get 50 yards from his house, he yells I'll f you up ***** and again walks into his house before i get back. I'm a calm dude but I'm seriously contemplating laying his *** out next time i see him.
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#4,418
#4,418
What is the deal with liquor laws? Why can you not buy liquor on Sunday but you can buy enough beer to float a battleship?
 
#4,420
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BadJerry20 said:
Fug you are old brah
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No doubt...but, for the love of all things that are sacred to us aging married-dudes with kids, please keep club-hopping, banging undiagnosed schizophrenic random chicks, and getting black-out drunk on da reg. tia.

P.s. The next time the drunk dude that sits on the curb running his mouth talks **** to you, kick him in the face. He's not calling the po-po.
 
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Hobock said:
No doubt...but, for the love of all things that are sacred to us aging married-dudes with kids, please keep club-hopping, banging undiagnosed schizophrenic random chicks, and getting black-out drunk on da reg. tia.

P.s. The next time the drunk dude that sits on the curb running his mouth talks **** to you, kick him in the face. He's not calling the po-po.
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Getting drunk and ready to go out as we speak. I figure 40 is my settle down year. Lulz

I plan on it. Even a pacifist cracks.
 
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#4,422
Don't say a word. Walk right up to him, then firmly and swiftly apply the heel of whatever shoe old dudes at da club wear these days. Pass-A-Fist! Boon!
 
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