random things I wonder

we must have same weather team... haha well i actually i use to live in bristol..... i'm actually headed up there day after christmas... hows weather been?

Damned cold - 17 yesterday, was 12 last week- record lows. Had snow Saturday, I ran off road going to church - solid ice on our hill.
 
This time of year I get a lot of solicitations for donations. Why is no one soliciting donations to free eight tiny reindeer forced to pull an obese man in sled crammed with consumer goods for an entire night with no food, no water and no rest except for very brief stops on rooftops?
 
Ouch... i'm going up to chilhowie... roads ice bad going up that mountain...

You can usually count on it being about 5 to 10 degrees colder up there than here. My dad's great grandmother was a Bonham of the Bonham Apple Orchard in Chilhowie.
 
Why do corn and peanuts look the same going out as they did going in?
 
I found myself using the expression "More (noun) than you can shake a stick at". Why would anyone want to shake a stick at something?
 
Why do I have this nagging feeling someone has replaced everything in my home with an exact duplicate?
 
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
 
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
 
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
 

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