random things I wonder

#102
#102
I wonder why when you look at someone's profile some of the recent visitors have +'s next to their name and others do not.
 
#104
#104
volwindy said:
I wonder why when you look at someone's profile some of the recent visitors have +'s next to their name and others do not.
Click to expand...

I wondered that today too and forgot to ask. Thanks Windy!! What about * next to their name? (I swear there was a * earlier today but now I don't see it)

And what does +1 mean as a response?
 
Last edited:
#107
#107
I wonder why people getting onto an elevator, dont wait until people get off an elevator, before they try to board the elevator.
 
#109
#109
bigdaddy said:
actually this is quite funny to me. Not to be a rube but getting the tubes tied is called a tubal ligation. Getting all the stuff inside gutted (basically) is a hysterectomy. The name is derived from the word "hysterical" as in crazy. Ectomy in the medical world is to remove. So there you go, you are taking the crazy out of the woman. Funny in a weird kind of way.
Click to expand...

I believe it was Galen who theorized that women were irrational and prone to mood swings (suffering from hysterics) because of the presence of the uterus. Thus removing the uterus was removing her hysterics.
 
#114
#114
Ohio Vol said:
I believe it was Galen who theorized that women were irrational and prone to mood swings (suffering from hysterics) because of the presence of the uterus. Thus removing the uterus was removing her hysterics.
Click to expand...

One of a woman's greatest joys is watching men try to figure us out. :happy:
 
#116
#116
Ohio Vol said:
I believe it was Galen who theorized that women were irrational and prone to mood swings (suffering from hysterics) because of the presence of the uterus. Thus removing the uterus was removing her hysterics.
Click to expand...
Sir, I do believe that you are correct.
 
#117
#117
OrangeEmpire said:
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Click to expand...

Said to be a true story: Lady in rural Alabama calls county highway dept. to ask the deer crossing sign in her field be removed. When asked why, she said that so many deer were using the crossing they were being hit by cars.
 
#119
#119
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
 
#120
#120
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 
#121
#121
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
 
#123
#123
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
 
#124
#124
[SIZE=-1]If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.[/SIZE]
 
#125
#125
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
 
New Posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

Advertisement



Back
Top