random things I wonder

#76
#76
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
 
#79
#79
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#85
#85
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
 
#86
#86
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
 
#90
#90
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
 
#96
#96
I wonder if OE has ever seen a thread that he has not post padded in.
 
#97
#97
why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, and hot dog buns in packages of 8??

p.s......love the Jack Handey quotes, let's see more of those.
 
#100
#100
hohenfelsvol said:
Why is tying a woman's tubes called Historectomy (sp?).
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actually this is quite funny to me. Not to be a rube but getting the tubes tied is called a tubal ligation. Getting all the stuff inside gutted (basically) is a hysterectomy. The name is derived from the word "hysterical" as in crazy. Ectomy in the medical world is to remove. So there you go, you are taking the crazy out of the woman. Funny in a weird kind of way.
 
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