random things I wonder

[OrangeEmpire]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Can crop circles be square?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Can animals commit suicide?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

 

[rbroyles]

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Absolutely. Call it equipment enhancement. Or mammary magnification.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?