Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

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lifeVol said:
I saw an article today, maybe you folks did as well, that Saban would own Gruden if he took the job, and my first, last and only thought was that had to be a plant, I just hope it gets the Grude's competitive juices going
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He needs to motivation. Gruden's TCB. Just like the King.
 
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Bluegrass Vol said:
Thread is boring compared to last night. Need Atlanta Vol, OLEVOLfAN, Beaver, any other insiders to come by and lift our spirits! JJ news was definitely "a kick in the jewels." Although not the kick we were fearing.

Griden to the Hill!

Soon!
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JJ dismissal has nothing to do with Gruden being hired. Just saying.
 
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SubjectiveReality said:
Eww. I....have no words for how much sympathy I have for your plight right now. There isn't much of anything in S. GA. If I ever come into possession of certain "products" that friends have "legitimate" sources for, I will be sure to let you know so you can take the edge off the depressing atmosphere.
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Not while he's flying; we don't want another Denzel Washington (Flight).
 
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Bluegrass Vol said:
Thread is boring compared to last night. Need Atlanta Vol, OLEVOLfAN, Beaver, any other insiders to come by and lift our spirits! JJ news was definitely "a kick in the jewels." Although not the kick we were fearing.

Griden to the Hill!

Soon!
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Seriously, who calls their self a beaver? Is that a nickname given by Butch Jones?
 
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apevol said:
DIE YOU SORRY ******N SON OF A **** **** **** **** ****. ok
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
 
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VolunteerHillbilly said:
He needs to motivation. Gruden's TCB. Just like the King.
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The Joker: [while hanging upside down] Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
 
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nagle said:
no, that was last sunday,..hoke is a joke..curries is watching bball..drinking salt water...jenning is begging to play..hoke is being an prick acting big man.

currie step up or shut up..you are on the clock.


#nomore
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I want him back because he was so great, but find a player that does that to his coaching staff and gets to stay on the team.
 
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ButchPlz said:
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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Brevity.
 
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