Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[Grudenhaslanded]

I’m about ready to hurt somebody. Where’s Dooley?

If you're going to hurt something, hurt that flute blowing band geek Butch Jones.

 

[lifeVol]

Jimmy Hyams reporting ape drinks a lot.

Jimmy Hyams names Led Zepplin band of the 70's

 

[Squints]

Better? The JJ news has called for some medicinal use alcohol

No, no, don't misunderstand me.

What I meant was, if I had some of that on tap around here during a certain time of month, I'd be good. That's all.

My leash is already short enough due to my addiction, I need a few more links in my chain.

 

[Jake]

I need to make that happen! I spent a couple weeks in Eagle a few year back for work. Absolutely loved it. My wife has never been to CO.

Open invite...anytime. My casa you casa!!

 

[UTVolinExile]

I’m about ready to hurt somebody. Where’s Dooley?

You said it, Jake!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Even when I was in class, I wasn’t really in class.

I would actually walk to Ayres Hall to socialize along the way and when everyone went into classes, I turned around and went back to the dorm.

 

[peerless98]

My bar is the number one selling Ole Smokey account in the state of Colorado and if you were here right now, we’d be hammered.

If the Grudenites were in Colorado, they'd be doing a lot more than drinking. Do you have a dispensary in your bar?

 

[Dtj64]

Daniela and I will be doing body shots with each other.

Doing jello shots off my waitress boobies is fun till the wife showed up

 

[Hawkpilot]

No, no, don't misunderstand me.

What I meant was, if I had some of that on tap around here during a certain time of month, I'd be good. That's all.

My leash is already short enough due to my addiction, I need a few more links in my chain.

Lol..gotcha!

 

[UTVolinExile]

Jimmy Hyams names Led Zepplin band of the 70's

Well, he may be late, but he's not wrong with that one.

 

[lifeVol]

Stop trying to program me to kill Kennedy. Hes already dead.

WHAT ? U talking about President Kennedy ? Did something happen ?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

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like that with boobs.

 

[Hawkpilot]

open invite...anytime. My casa you casa!!

👍 ✈️🍻⛷

 

[Jake]

If you're going to hurt something, hurt that flute blowing band geek Butch Jones.

Whoever....Cheek, Hamilton, Dooley, Hart, Botch.....

 

[SubjectiveReality]

Java Cofee
moonshine

Part of me died on the inside when I read that. Coffee moonshine....

But then again in all honesty, if you aren't risking an official visit from the ATF, its not really moonshine so I will give you a pass on that flavored corn spirit.

 

[peerless98]

Here's a question...On average how many times per minute does everybody refresh the feed? Mines 60 to 65 lol

Pisses me off when I refresh and there are no new posts.

 

[Band-AidVol]

Please let be Gruden! Please God!

 

[Jake]

If the Grudenites were in Colorado, they'd be doing a lot more than drinking. Do you have a dispensary in your bar?

Hahahahaha no. That’s not legal....yet.

They actually are gettin ready to approve smoke houses like Amsterdam in Denver as a test site. Lol

 

[Behr]

Souce.

 

[Jake]

Please let be Gruden! Please God!

Let us pray....

 

[peerless98]

Doing jello shots off my waitress boobies is fun till the wife showed up

You might as well be honest and tell her it is exactly what it looks like; women love honesty!

 

[Hawkpilot]

Part of me died on the inside when I read that. Coffee moonshine....

But then again in all honesty, if you aren't risking an official visit from the ATF, its not really moonshine so I will give you a pass on that flavored corn spirit.

Not a lot of corn in S. GA.

 

[volinjackson]

Ray Lamontagne - Jolene - YouTube Listening to this as I sip my scotch.

 

[lifeVol]

Good news is Jon MFing Gruden is about to wake a sleeping giant. Bang bang.

I saw an article today, maybe you folks did as well, that Saban would own Gruden if he took the job, and my first, last and only thought was that had to be a plant, I just hope it gets the Grude's competitive juices going

 

[Jake]

I would actually walk to Ayres Hall to socialize along the way and when everyone went into classes, I turned around and went back to the dorm.

Bahahahaha I LOL’d