Official Jon Gruden thread XLI

[TNJOKER]

Part of me died on the inside when I read that. Coffee moonshine....

But then again in all honesty, if you aren't risking an official visit from the ATF, its not really moonshine so I will give you a pass on that flavored corn spirit.

Ever had snow cream moonshine... Mmmmmmm.mm good stuff.

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[UTN '74]

Good night Grudenites, and have a happy Thanksgiving.

 

[TJunky]

 

[windrider]

Just a reminder again to all those losing a little faith after a little bit of misinformation and the unfortunate loss of Jennings. Campus knows Gruden is coming. We've got a week or less to wait. I hope my Grudenite Volnation family has a very orange and happy Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Gruden to the Hill soon!

If that is a hidden invitation, I will be there in time for dinner. Make sure to have the Kick-a-poo Joy Juice ready for immediate consumption.

 

[TNJOKER]

Not a lot of corn in S. GA.

Bout as close to a swamp you can get without going to the armpit of America.

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[Jake]

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THAT is AWESOME!!

 

[UTVolinExile]

I'm in Coastal GA..lots of shrimp. Hot, humid, sandgnats, pollen, and alligators.

I prefer cool mornings, mountain air, white tail deer, rolling creeks, and where people wear orange.

Fwiw. 🍻

Amen and AMEN.

 

[SubjectiveReality]

Not while he's flying; we don't want another Denzel Washington (Flight).

I lol'ed.

 

[TJunky]

and obligatory once per thread

 

[Squints]

I know WTF I'm talking about.

-Jimmy Hyams

 

[NorCalVol67]

As Belushi said, 7 years of college down the drain .... lol

You mean undergrad is not supposed to take 7 Years?

 

[Grudenhaslanded]

Has anyone actually seen Gruden after he ate those Calhoun's ribs? Still recovering??

 

[Jake]

I'm in Coastal GA..lots of shrimp. Hot, humid, sandgnats, pollen, and alligators.

I prefer cool mornings, mountain air, white tail deer, rolling creeks, and where people wear orange.

Fwiw. 🍻

A-freakin-men!

 

[covert29]

I can't stop watching pitch perfect 2..........wtf has this Gruden thing done to me.

Gruden can be our flashlight.

 

[volnpowell]

I asked this earler, but I think I need to word it better... If Gruden did in fact sign (actual contract not just m.o.u.) would Gruden have already told ESPN? If he did tell ESPN, wouldn't ESPN have leaked it out by now? If he has not told ESPN, how much notice should he or will he give them?

 

[lifeVol]

Hyams reporting Elvis has left the building, for a few minutes

 

[Squints]

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Funnier than midgets running track.

 

[KnoxSkiVol]

If that is a hidden invitation, I will be there in time for dinner. Make sure to have the Kick-a-poo Joy Juice ready for immediate consumption.

The kick-a-poo Joy Juice is your department. I'll have plenty of beer and your DIL will have the hard stuff. 😃

 

[Hawkpilot]

Bout as close to a swamp you can get without going to the armpit of America.

Fact

 

[VOLumeS]

So JJ what happened? Don’t give me rumors give me facts please.

 

[calebvolfan]

I know WTF I'm talking about.

-Jimmy Hyams

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[windrider]

The kick-a-poo Joy Juice is your department. I'll have plenty of beer and your DIL will have the hard stuff. 😃

Perfect....can't wait. Vino (wine) is on the way too.

 

[CountVolcula]

Hyams reporting Gruden thread on VN just started. Doesn't expect more than 2

 

[Grudenhaslanded]

I asked this earler, but I think I need to word it better... If Gruden did in fact sign (actual contract not just m.o.u.) would Gruden have already told ESPN? If he did tell ESPN, wouldn't ESPN have leaked it out by now? If he has not told ESPN, how much notice should he or will he give them?

No, Gruden hasn't had a chance to notify ESPN because he has been stuck to a toilet ever since he left Calhoun's.

SOON!

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

You mean undergrad is not supposed to take 7 Years?

I'll let you know...as soon as I finish.