Official Ask Tex Medical Questions Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

Every answer in this thread should be to just suck it up and be a man.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Half the people who come into the hospital are just attention whores...................sound familiar?

 

[xJesusx56]

I got my blood results back and my white blood count is at zero. Do I have hay fever?

The cure is to have unprotected sex with as many people as possible.

 

[Aavoxx]

Half the people who come into the hospital are just attention whores...................sound familiar?

The difference is attention whoring here is healthy, if done properly.

 

[volfan6782]

Half the people who come into the hospital are just attention whores...................sound familiar?

Except those people are also "seekers"

 

[Spartacavolus]

Except those people are also "seekers"

I was in the ER at wmsn cnty few years ago for my back and this lady in the room next to me had been to every hospital from bowling green to Nashville on I65 looking for meds, according to the nurse.

 

[heartvols]

Tex you are my favorite nurse.

I found this n thought it was interesting...


Weird and Funny: 10 People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's some feaky shiz, Heart. Would you like to have 150-200 orgasms every day?

 

[BonesVol]

Tex is it possible to get your balls twisted and tangled up?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Tex is it possible to get your balls twisted and tangled up?

How mad is she?

 

[BonesVol]

How mad is she?

She wasn't. She just got to involved in playing with them I do believe.

 

[Orangeslice13]

She wasn't. She just got to involved in playing with them I do believe.

You believe????

Were you not present?

 

[BonesVol]

You believe????

Were you not present?

I was! Im thinking that was the problem. I think she tied a Damn knot!

 

[BonesVol]

Tex, wtf man. Little help here.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex is it possible to get your balls twisted and tangled up?

Yes.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tell your wife to keep playing with them. They'll eventually get untied.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Tell her you read the only effective way to coax them to untangle was tongue massage

 

[BonesVol]

Yes.

She said she cant remember how she did it. I wanted her to do the same,just opposite.

 

[BonesVol]

Tell her you read the only effective way to coax them to untangle was tongue massage

You ready if she says no?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Ur ballsack pain doesn't effect me

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It can get serious if it gets worse.

 

[BonesVol]

Ur ballsack pain doesn't effect me

Preciate the help there Kat! Im going to give your advice a try though.

 

[BonesVol]

It can get serious if it gets worse.

Good to know. Anything not right down there is serious to me.

 

[Thrasher865]

Ur ballsack pain doesn't effect me

affect*

 

[BonesVol]

affect*

She's from KY so i let it slide.