Official Ask Tex Medical Questions Thread

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf!

 

[Behr]

Tex why is sparty so much smaller then u and slice?

Tell him why you want to know, Than maybe he will answer.

 

[rmsmith]

U can't take that many

Sounds like a challenge

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Sounds like a challenge

I hear some clucking. Must mean you a chicken if you don't accept.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thin line between greatest feeling on earth and overdose.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I wish we would get about 5 inches if snow tonight.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Expecting some?

 

[rmsmith]

I wish we would get about 5 inches if snow tonight.

Saw some flurries earlier. Stores are prob out of milk and bread. People down here freak out

 

[wildnkrazykat]

It's pissed around out there all day. I just wanna break from church in the morning

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Saw some flurries earlier. Stores are prob out of milk and bread. People down here freak out

I think the grocery stores perpetrate this. They keep the shelves low stocked so people freak out and run to it and then when it is gone, they put a few more loaves and a few more gallons so they sell out. Grocery store beetches.

 

[OtterFH]

Tex, are you tending to Cy's anal wounds?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex, are you tending to Cy's anal wounds?

Don't do treatment, advice only.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Tex why is sparty so much smaller then u and slice?

Because I am a db and they are lbs

 

[Aavoxx]

Because I am a db and they are lbs

Tex looks more like a lineman.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Tex looks more like a lineman.

Yeah, but he has ankles like a white Ethiopian.

 

[Aavoxx]

Yeah, but he has ankles like a white Ethiopian.

Jack, IMO.

 

[volfan6782]

Tex,
Do you know of any home remedies for a prolapsed sphincter? A friend would like to know.

 

[vol_in_ar]

if you suffer an erection for longer than 4 hours what does the Dr tell you when you call

 

[Spartacavolus]

if you suffer an erection for longer than 4 hours what does the Dr tell you when you call

Thump it

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex,
Do you know of any home remedies for a prolapsed sphincter? A friend would like to know.

Use a broom handle and push it back in.

 

[GBO18]

Seems like Texas has renegade medical techniques.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I got my blood results back and my white blood count is at zero. Do I have hay fever?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

if you suffer an erection for longer than 4 hours what does the Dr tell you when you call

He/She will tell you to come into the ER for an injection or possible incision to your penis.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Seems like Texas has renegade medical techniques.

He asked for a home remedy. Lulz

 

[Spartacavolus]

I got my blood results back and my white blood count is at zero. Do I have hay fever?

I think it means you are so full of infection that they are all on active duty.