Official Ask Tex Medical Questions Thread

[wildnkrazykat]

Tex,

Is there a way, medically speaking, that I can tell if someone is homosexual?

Thanks

Look to see if his peen is another mans pupechute

 

[BonesVol]

Look to see if his peen is another mans pupechute

Solid!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Look to see if his peen is another mans pupechute

Is that a guaranteed way to tell?

 

[Weezer]

Is that a guaranteed way to tell?

Could just mean he's bi, or trying to survive in prison.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

This is so confusing.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Could just mean he's bi, or trying to survive in prison.

Its close enough IMO jmo

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex,

Is there a way, medically speaking, that I can tell if someone is homosexual?

Thanks

That would be valuable info for sure. I don't know of anything. Would be nice if the Zone had a token ghey guy so he could chime in on this question.

 

[Weezer]

First time someone wished Newt was back.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

First time someone wished Newt was back.

Excellent test. I would submit the wearing of skinny jeans, as well.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

First time someone wished Newt was back.

Boom!

 

[vol_in_ar]

Hah, Mon were knotted. No burning. Weird feeling waking up.confused with your britches around your ankles.

a small sting, slight tug, quick burn and it all went up in a puff of smoke

 

[Aavoxx]

a small sting, slight tug, quick burn and it all went up in a puff of smoke

When are you going to apply for Zone membership?

 

[BonesVol]

When are you going to apply for Zone membership?

That beech ain't even a zoner?

 

[Orangeslice13]

That beech ain't even a zoner?

Vol in il is good peeps.

 

[DD4ME]

Disclaimer: I'm not licensed to give medical advice, so if you die, I'm not liable. With that said...............carry on.

What's the best way to avoid herp from slutty nurses?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nurses are clean as the pure driven snow!

 

[vol_in_ar]

When are you going to apply for Zone membership?

That beech ain't even a zoner?

Vol in il is good peeps.

couldn't take the hazing...

 

[Aavoxx]

couldn't take the hazing...

We should this this theory.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

lulz @ this this

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

We should this this theory.

qftr

 

[Aavoxx]

couldn't take the hazing...

http://www.volnation.com/forum/endz...s-states-introduction-thread.html#post8081088

 

[Volz4lif3]

Tex after observing Useless do you think this guy has a hypertension problem and will eventually stroke out face down on his keyboard...?

 

[theFallGuy]

Tex

Why do I have hairy palms?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex after observing Useless do you think this guy has a hypertension problem and will eventually stroke out face down on his keyboard...?

Very possible! He needs to consume purple drink more, IMO.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex

Why do I have hairy palms?

I don't know, but you should definetly transplant that shiz to your bald azz head!