Help Bill Find Army Recruits

[VolNExile]

Just an old dude that looks at your bumhole.

I ain’t lying about that either. Defs not allowed to touch though

Could not pay me enough…

 

[volfanbill]

Could not pay me enough…

Couldn’t pay TFG enough to not touch

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Just an old dude that looks at your bumhole.

I ain’t lying about that either. Defs not allowed to touch though

Ours were different. Nothing like getting your ta tas checked out in every way, and not in a good way.

 

[volfanbill]

Ours were different. Nothing like getting your ta tas checked out in every way, and not in a good way.

Eww

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Eww

Samesee here.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Just an old dude that looks at your bumhole.

I ain’t lying about that either. Defs not allowed to touch though

PTSD Story: I had to go through MEPS twice because I had a long break in service. So some old guy looked at my b-hole twice.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

PTSD Story: I had to go through MEPS twice because I had a long break in service. So some old guy looked at my b-hole twice.

I thought they were a little lenient on guys that went back in.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I thought they were a little lenient on guys that went back in.

Well I don’t know the medical regs well enough to speak to whether it was required or not. But he definitely looked at my butthole twice. Maybe he just does it for the love of the game.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well I don’t know the medical regs well enough to speak to whether it was required or not. But he definitely looked at my butthole twice. Maybe he just does it for the love of the game.

What’s worse, you got violated twice to sign up for the same thing.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Well I don’t know the medical regs well enough to speak to whether it was required or not. But he definitely looked at my butthole twice. Maybe he just does it for the love of the game.

Were you sporting a butt plug at the time?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ours were different. Nothing like getting your ta tas checked out in every way, and not in a good way.

Do they thump them and listen?

 

[VolNExile]

Do they thump them and listen?

No, that’s how they check testicles.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Do they thump them and listen?

No, they actually squeeze to see if they’re ripe.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

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[The Ron Mexico]

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[NorCalVol67]

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Which girl are you?

 

[Behr]

Which girl are you?

The single one.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Were you sporting a butt plug at the time?

Not at the time.

 

[volfanbill]

That was like a huge deal when I first joined. They were actively seeking out those in their first year in the service.

This Soldier would buy a ketchup Popsicle while wearing white gloves if you had the selling prowess of Big Tom Callahan

 

[volfanbill]

Nickelback presented by Your Local Army Recruiter

as long as nickelback performs while I’m in quarantine and can’t be in attendance

 

[volfanbill]

Bill probably wants tough recruits that listen to CCR or Adele.

The best part of this is while I can’t speak for Adele’s politics, Run through the jungle is advocating gun control and Fortunate Son is bashing draft dodgers

 

[Weezer]

Has anyone suggested hiring @The Ron Mexico 's mom to pass out kool-aid and cucumber sammiches?

 

[NEVolFan]

I'm confused.

 

[volfanbill]

Has anyone suggested hiring @The Ron Mexico 's mom to pass out kool-aid and cucumber sammiches?

We don’t ride horseys in the Army no mo. But it could still work

 

[Weezer]

We don’t ride horseys in the Army no mo. But it could still work

Mama Mexico is a fine lady and I will smite anyone who besmirches her cucumber sammiches.