Help Bill Find Army Recruits

[malinoisvol]

@malinoisvol is Air Force.

Sketchy

 

[Behr]

Free BJ's!

You got teeth?

 

[VolInNorthCack]

BJ's, you know:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm not down with wholesale BJ's. I'll pay retail for that stuff.

 

[volfanbill]

Amway membership for the first 100 recruits.

I had a Soldier get caught up in Amway BS

 

[volfanbill]

Free BJ's!

Not from me… I draw the line… eventually

 

[Grand Vol]

I had a Soldier get caught up in Amway BS

That was like a huge deal when I first joined. They were actively seeking out those in their first year in the service.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Nickelback presented by Your Local Army Recruiter

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Nickelback presented by Your Local Army Recruiter

Bill probably wants tough recruits that listen to CCR or Adele.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Bill probably wants tough recruits that listen to CCR or Adele.

CCR is polar opposite of Adele. Whatchu talkin bout Willis.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

CCR is polar opposite of Adele. Whatchu talkin bout Willis.

Well she looks tough.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lulz. Looks like she has little bee hives growing out of her head.

 

[joevol33]

How bout the ladies bake cakes for new recruits?

 

[theFallGuy]

Free tugs at Tugs Grill

 

[theFallGuy]

How bout the ladies bake cakes for new recruits?

Shuddup Joe!!

 

[GordonC]

How bout the ladies bake cakes for new recruits?

What does that mean in eastern KY language?

 

[joevol33]

Shuddup Joe!!

No

 

[joevol33]

What does that mean in eastern KY language?

Nuttin, just cakes!

 

[GordonC]

Nuttin

.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico what made you want to join the Air Force? I assume bill should do the opposite of that cuz Air Force peoples are sketchy.

I just joined for the free clothes and the cool hats.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Here's a boat load, gots guns and clothes!

 

[volfanbill]

Free tugs at Tugs Grill

that's kind of you to give up some of your work time to pursue your passion of tuggin

 

[VolNExile]

that's kind of you to give up some of your work time to pursue your passion of tuggin

I thought the tuggin occurred at the induction physical?

 

[Behr]

You know he practices on his horse.

 

[volfanbill]

I thought the tuggin occurred at the induction physical?

Just an old dude that looks at your bumhole.

I ain’t lying about that either. Defs not allowed to touch though