Help Bill Find Army Recruits

[volfanbill]

Mama Mexico is a fine lady and I will smite anyone who besmirches her cucumber sammiches.

I have nothing against Mama Mexico, but it’s my understanding you only get cucumber sammiches if you’re in the horsey club?

 

[Weezer]

I have nothing against Mama Mexico, but it’s my understanding you only get cucumber sammiches if you’re in the horsey club?

She's a generous woman. She feeds all of Ron's friends, even the non-horseys. They just happen to meet in her basement.

 

[volfanbill]

She's a generous woman. She feeds all of Ron's friends, even the non-horseys. They just happen to meet in her basement.

I learnt sumthin tonight y’all

 

[82_VOL_83]

I learnt sumthin tonight y’all

Are you scared?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Are you scared?

Only if he wanders into that basement

 

[NEVolFan]

Do not go into the basement... I repeat, do not go into th

 

[Weezer]

Only if he wanders into that basement

Pretty sure Mama Mexico banned TFG from the house, so it should be safe now.

 

[Behr]

I learnt sumthin tonight y’all

No, no you dint.

 

[rocytop2624]

Hookers and Blow. Call Freeze.

Or Virginia tech

 

[VolNExile]

Pretty-fresh salmon nibbles for recruits

 

[volfanbill]

Pretty-fresh salmon nibbles for recruits

sort of, kind of

 

[malinoisvol]

Just an old dude that looks at your bumhole.

I ain’t lying about that either. Defs not allowed to touch though

SPREAD'M!

 

[theFallGuy]

SPREAD'M!

 

[malinoisvol]

I'm confused.

No problem. You can sign up too.

 

[NEVolFan]

No problem. You can sign up too.

Only if I get to be a 4 star general.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Jello shots with TFG?

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Jello shots with TFG?

That sounds more like recruiting for the Air Force.

 

[malinoisvol]

That sounds more like recruiting for the Air Force.

Except the "with TFG" part.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

How painful are WOFT packets?

 

[volfanbill]

How painful are WOFT packets?

Not painful per se, just time consuming. Very, very time consuming.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

Not painful per se, just time consuming. Very, very time consuming.

I was putting one together for AD before I got the NG offer and the recruiter flat out ghosted me pretty early in the process. I figured they must be tough on you guys.

 

[VolNExile]

Could someone help an ole lady out and translate WOTF please?

 

[volfanbill]

Could someone help an ole lady out and translate WOTF please?

WOFT not WOTF.

Warrant officer flight training

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Warrant Officer Flight Training