Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[tntar heel]

*Florida Woman

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports

Well she is from Boston. She just got a little too much sun!!!

 

[Grand Vol]

*Florida Woman

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports

"Worthless without pics"

***EDIT***

Okay, maybe not... mug shots never bring out a good side.

Who is Jessica Smith? Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

"Worthless without pics"

***EDIT***

Okay, maybe not... mug shots never bring out a good side.

Who is Jessica Smith? Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene

Ehhhh...she could have a nice body.

 

[Wireless1]

Ehhhh...she could have a nice body.

The sunken eyes say probably not

 

[YankeeVol]

The sunken eyes say probably not

We’re gonna need to see to confirm or deny.

Though her nose bothers me a little.

Either way, I’m not one to judge. She was just trying to have a good time.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida man accused of trying to trade car to dealer he stole it from

 

[mad4vols]

Florida man accused of trying to trade car to dealer he stole it from

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This Florida guy sure gets around, seems to be in the news everyday.

 

[GVF]

We’re gonna need to see to confirm or deny.

Though her nose bothers me a little.

Either way, I’m not one to judge. She was just trying to have a good time.

Moot point. Under covid protocol she'd be facing the other way anyways.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

More Florida woman, proceed with caution

Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at Florida car dealership: Police report

 

[Wireless1]

More Florida woman, proceed with caution

Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at Florida car dealership: Police report

They'd have to knock off more than $1300 for me to buy any jeep from them just because I would be sure I didn't get that one......

The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat. The manager estimated $1,300 in damages to the vehicle.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

They'd have to knock off more than $1300 for me to buy any jeep from them just because I would be sure I didn't get that one......

The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat. The manager estimated $1,300 in damages to the vehicle.

Spoiler alert!

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Florida man is trending today.

 

[VolNExile]

Florida man is trending today.

He can’t really be from Florida. His plan made sense and actually worked!

 

[mad4vols]

He can’t really be from Florida. His plan made sense and actually worked!

 

[sona]

I haven't fought a gator yet but when I do put one in the trash, I hope I am wearing some VOLS gear and it is caught on video. Put that gator where he belongs!

 

[KnoxLandcruiser]

Needs follow up vid of the trash pickup

 

[tntar heel]

But you're not native. He may be a transplant too.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida Man’s Classic Car Burst Into Flames During Christmas Parade

 

[tntar heel]

Brandon Shootout
Heading to Sonic to get chili cheese fries and this pops off.

 

[sona]

Just got back to TN. The craziest thing I saw in Florida this trip was two cop cruisers loading up a Rascal mobility scooter from the median of I-75N. I didn't see the Silver Alert for that one but it probably was one.

 

[Wireless1]

Just got back to TN. The craziest thing I saw in Florida this trip was two cop cruisers loading up a Rascal mobility scooter from the median of I-75N. I didn't see the Silver Alert for that one but it probably was one.

Let's hope it was unsecured and fell off granma's Buick

 

[Firebirdparts]

Mustang joke disguised as Florida man news