Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

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95 Vol Alum said:
*Florida Woman

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports
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"Worthless without pics"

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Okay, maybe not... mug shots never bring out a good side.

Who is Jessica Smith? Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene

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YankeeVol said:
We’re gonna need to see to confirm or deny.

Though her nose bothers me a little.

Either way, I’m not one to judge. She was just trying to have a good time.
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Moot point. Under covid protocol she'd be facing the other way anyways.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
More Florida woman, proceed with caution

Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at Florida car dealership: Police report
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They'd have to knock off more than $1300 for me to buy any jeep from them just because I would be sure I didn't get that one......

The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat. The manager estimated $1,300 in damages to the vehicle.
 
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Wireless1 said:
They'd have to knock off more than $1300 for me to buy any jeep from them just because I would be sure I didn't get that one......

The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat. The manager estimated $1,300 in damages to the vehicle.
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Spoiler alert!
 
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Just got back to TN. The craziest thing I saw in Florida this trip was two cop cruisers loading up a Rascal mobility scooter from the median of I-75N. I didn't see the Silver Alert for that one but it probably was one.
 
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sona said:
Just got back to TN. The craziest thing I saw in Florida this trip was two cop cruisers loading up a Rascal mobility scooter from the median of I-75N. I didn't see the Silver Alert for that one but it probably was one.
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Let's hope it was unsecured and fell off granma's Buick
 
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Was the other driver shooting back? He was so casual about it as if it were a regular occurrence down there.
 
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