Is it odd that I'm chuckling due to the mental image of this stellar example of humanity driving to her kid's school with a boxing glove glued to one hand? That said, such a sight is hardly the weirdest thing one might witness on a given day in Duval County.
I knew a real life GA version of this. He was not wired right. Nasty and dirty. Worked fences for my BIL. He was remanded to riding a bike because of DUI (s). Officer asked him "Bill you drinking and driving?" Bill - "Oh no sir, I never drink and drive. I drink first, then I drive." True story. Still cracks me up.