Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[golfballs]

LG now has a twitter account dedicated to him.

https://twitter.com/_floridaman

Florida Man @_FloridaMan
Florida Man Says He's Obama And Attempts To Abduct Children | LATINO BLOTTER:Man Says He's Obama and Attempts to Abduct Children | HispanicallySpeakingNews.com …

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan
Florida Man With Sex Toy In His Rectum Arrested For Rear-Ending Another Vehicle, DUI | Fla. Man Arrested for DUI Had Sex Toy in his Rectum | Local News - US 103.5 - Tampa Bay's Best Country …

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan
Drunken Florida Man Leaves His Baby At A Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store | Drunken Florida man, Kenneth Rowe, leaves his baby at a Daytona Strip Club Liquor Store - The Global Dispatch

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan
Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun | Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun …

 

[volger]

Florida Man is a busy boy.

 

[PKT_VOL]

The sex toy in the rectum getting rear-ended was hilarious.

 

[YankeeVol]

Nice

 

[golfballs]

Stories like that seem to come out of Florida all the time. Glad this news is getting aggregated in one place. LOL

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

I will say that when I lived in FL I hardly met anyone from the south unless you consider South America.

 

[SDV]

The sex toy in the rectum getting rear-ended was hilarious.

Almost identical situation happened to me

 

[VOLatile]

 

[Lawrence Wright]

I will say that when I lived in FL I hardly met anyone from the south unless you consider South America.

You must have lived in South Florida.

 

[milohimself]

Stories like that seem to come out of Florida all the time. Glad this news is getting aggregated in one place. LOL

The Florida section of fark.com is one of the best places in all of the intarwebs.

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

You must have lived in South Florida.

I lived in St Petersburg but my job took me all over the state. Inland there are more Fl natives but the coastal cities have very few southerners.

 

[YorkVol]

LG is a busy boy.

fixed

 

[volfanCLT]

Almost identical situation happened to me

Def homo

 

[PassedOutAwake]

I will say that when I lived in FL I hardly met anyone from the south unless you consider South America.

northwest florida is pretty southern in most places

 

[vader]

Funny headline is funny

Ryan William Waterman: Fort Pierce man arrested for posting photos of himself molesting manatee calf

 

[vader]

Obligatory

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Funny headline is funny

Ryan William Waterman: Fort Pierce man arrested for posting photos of himself molesting manatee calf

He's not alone.

 

[golfballs]

Florida man had a tough day.

Dog shoots Florida man in the leg with a 9mm handgun | wtsp.com

 

[golfballs]

Police: Florida Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito « CBS Tampa

 

[Obsessed]

Man it's rough down there in Florida

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Keep em coming.
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[vader]

Florida man had a tough day.

Dog shoots Florida man in the leg with a 9mm handgun | wtsp.com

Pic of the suspect

 

[golfballs]

AP: Florida Man Swallowed by Sinkhole

Tragic!

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

Dog shoots Florida Man accidentally.

A Frostproof man reported to Sebring police on Feb. 23 that he was traveling in his truck when his dog kicked a gun on the truck's floor, resulting in him being shot in the leg, according to a report.

Dog shoots man accidentally, police say | Highlands Today

 

[golfballs]

Florida Man Has Penis Sliced Off in Temp-Job Accident - Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach - News